👀 possibly!

we need vance out on the campaign trails. like every single one, make that his full time job

more of a sprint, really

they missed april fools by over a week… but better late than never, i guess

YES THE BEES

“In our survey of American dietary habits, we were alarmed to find that the vast majority of respondents reported eating fewer than two bees in an average day,” said the wheezing health and human services secretary

Tocqueville, who I am sure Americans have read

Our ten point plan, which I am sure the president of the United States read and understood before agreeing to...

how the fuck did stocks end up rising when the president has threatened genocide of 90 million people

Georgia Voter: It's giving war crime. You can't do that. We don't just annihilate people because we can and, you know, make a grab for the money and the oil. And that's what we've done in Venezuela. And that's what we're doing in Iran.

a train snakes its way through a field of hundreds of wind turbines

This is the future liberals want!

“The focused gaze is simultaneously an averted gaze.”

What you choose to cover is itself a statement.

happens all the damn time where cars barely stop or narrowly dodge us. i feel like people are trying to kill my dog and if they ever hit her i will smite them with demonic wrath

you’re doing holy work by flipping them off 🫡

or at least they wish they had…

Wired should add much more context to corporate ‘findings’ like this. Many readers may not understand from this article that what Anthropic is talking about, these digital data structures and representations, are a very different thing from the neurobiological processes of living beings’ emotions.

having a king is also a humiliation for the uk

congrats!

M’aiq has ten thousand reddit gold

people who work for tsa are not decent

They will be worse, undoubtedly. But TSA very often used pat downs to be sexually (and otherwise) abusive to passengers. As someone who used to fly a ton, I don’t know how anyone could think tsa were ok at their jobs unless we accept the fact that their jobs include doing a lot of fucked up shit.

yesterday the war was “winding down”, today it’s at a “halfway point”, i’m sure tomorrow it will be “just getting started”

*worse

explaining yukata to an american:

how do you argue you need $200 billion without seeking war authorization?

Never have so many fought so that so few could make so much money.

it removes background characters for some reason????

A mid 20th Century waitress points at a sign that says 'Sorry! You were rude to me so now you get no hot dog'

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

this is what happens when people in office think the armed forces should prioritize "warfighters" and not "logistics"

win wars with the simple trick of declaring that your opponent has surrendered