The burning scene in wickerman but Sergeant Howie's face has been replaced with Starmer's

A burning Wickerman from the burning scene in the wickerman

Breaking: Britain has sacrificed Keir Starmer.

Congrats 🎉🎉

Hope you have a speedy recovery when it comes 🙏

Oh you know why

Greasy evil prime minister Keir Starmer, with greasy slick hair and piggy little eyes on a jowly, fleshy head. He looks gormless in front of a pink flag with a minion with big breasts on it.

Our brave PM works so hard, fighting single handedly against our dastardly press and evil political enemies on all sides. You can hear the tension and strain even in his voice, as if he hasn't been able to clear his sinuses in years due to stress. That's why #IStandWithStarmer 🫡 🇬🇧

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I think all men should

I think when Kezia Dugdale gets her face eaten by leopards she is more likely to spend her last moments scolding the lambs for not distancing themselves enough from her rather than actually defend herself.

They never meant for you to return

Key art for the Furswap #4 Art Market in Seattle (https://bsky.app/profile/impactraves.org/post/3mjvbiozbk22r). A pink poodle and a brown spotted dog have a blast looking around their local queer art market. Colorful pins, furry prints, chibi stickers, leather collars, kandi bracelets, and diy apparel dazzle them. The yips and yaps of dogs, cats, and more wonderful animals flood the market.

FurSwap!!!

The ancient Mesopotamians spoke of a servant who was jostled by the personification of death and ran over 70 miles to escape her. Well perhaps he would have ran further if he knew he had an appointment with tonight's competitors here in Samarra.

You won’t believe what I saw…

Whatever Glaswegian who decided to park his ice cream van next to the 420 Glasgow Green event is a good damn genius

The interesting react girl 10 years apart

It is 2016 and everyone is annoyed at Kezia Dugdale.

It is 2026 and everyone is annoyed at Kezia Dugdale.

"No Stonewall at Pride" wasn't on my 2026 bingo card but here we go

Ed Davie could never be on this man level

Neil Slorance's Willie Rennie sketches of him yelling Willie Rennie like he's a pokemon

Dusting off some old Neil Slorance artwork for the occasion 🙏

It wasn’t even just on things LGBT that we had hope back then. The whole tenor of politics was better: you’d have both bants between leaders *and* could count on all of them to call out racism/homophobia/ misogyny across the board. Like you’d have Ruth jump in defending Humza etc. Legit better times

"There's no way Scotland is a real place"

From left to right Patrick Harvie, Kezia Dugdale, Nicola Sturgeon, Ruth Davidson and Willie Rennie

Looking back it was a totally different time. Most political TV debates were just four gay people and Willie Rennie having an argument.

Also if anyone is looking for where I got the fourth LGBT Scottish leader I'm including Nicola Sturgeon who was Deputy First Minister in 2014

Maybe she was always like this. Maybe we've got egg on our face. Maybe as an ex Labour leader she was always going to bow to the billionaire bigot that bank rolled her party.

But even judging her in a better light it took her just over ten years to be willing to sell out her own community (3/3)

It was in fact a really inspiring time to be hopeful about the future of politics as a gay person.

So to see Kezia Dugdale to go from helping pass gay marriage in Scotland to the UK Stonewall Chair that fawns over rich billionaires that want to destroy her community just feels harrowing. (2/3)

I think what stonewall doesn't realise is the level of betrayal gay Scots feel towards Kezia Dugdale specifically.

Back in 2014 she was the gay Labour leader that helped pass marriage equality in Scotland. In fact four out of five parties had LGBT leaders that helped pass the legislation (1/3)

Asked about JK Rowling’s opposition to trans rights, Dugdale said: “I have a huge respect for JK Rowling. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting her before and I think her story and how she came to be this prolific, incredible children’s writer in this city as a single mum writing in a cafe is phenomenal and an inspiration to so many women across the world. “I think she’s been a really powerful political advocate [for] improving the lot of single mums, making a case for tackling poverty and inequality in all its forms, and there is absolutely a place for her in public life to share her experiences and tell her story and make a difference.”

You think JK Rowling is a powerful advocate Kezia, a billionaire who has funded and advocated for so much hate and pain to the members of your community, both trans and cis.

You've already failed as chair of stonewall and you haven't even started. Deeply disappointing and just a massive let down.

Against all odds they found someone worse than Simon Blake

Only £1.38 too, everything really was cheaper back then

Wise call in abandoning that ISP advert, hope we don't see it come back anytime soon.

I wonder what blackmail they have on Lammy