Took this for my beautiful oomf 🙂‍↕️ now you all get to see 🫶

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

Any form of the Magic Rod (fire and ice rods too), such a fun alternative to the sword.

Ok soooooo I’m feral

The eye color always gets me 😮‍💨 such gorgeous eyes

I’m playing the most annoying team ever on Pokemon Champions. It involves Mega Drampa and Conkeldurr

Me waiting for my turn

My dream blunt rotation currently is

1) Lisa Rinna
2) Sami Landri
3) That one lady from Love is Blind that said she looks like Megan Fox (she did from the forehead up)
4) Kate Chastain
5) 2012 Grimes

The beginning of Twilight Princess all the way to Goron Mines. After that, pre Lakebed Temple to the end is very enjoyable.

Some random lore about me is that I was the best at Oregon Trail in school

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people with iPhones complain about others having androids. Who the fuck CARES???

I have an iPhone and have never thought “ew green”

Me rubbing it next please and ty 🙂‍↕️

Both are so hot, but I love a beard 😍

🙋🏻‍♂️🙂‍↕️

Tbh i stopped caring and I’m back on Scruff, I just wanna make friends and maybe go on dates

I went to Record Store Day yesterday and got the Carly Rae Jepsen Disco Darling vinyl, I can die in peace now 😌

Just like one oomfie named parkerforsoup 💛

🥰🥰🥰

Woof right back at you 😉

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

Ok one more post about my new glasses and a thirst trap since I haven’t posted one in a minute 😉

NEW GLASSES; please I love them so much

Throwback to her Guts World Tour 🥰

It feels so good to be an Olivia Rodrigo fan since the very beginning. BANGER AFTER BANGER

Hiii work husband

Hello fellow night shift coworker of the pitt 🙂‍↕️

YOU GET IT!!!

I SEE THE VISION!! BLOWING SHIT UP WITH HOMEMADE D D D DYNAMITE

Also nobody wants to let em talk because we’re dancing in a world alone 😔