The best part about photo shoots is the giant love bomb circle jerk when we see the photos and get to tell the model *and* the photographer how amazing they are and how much they deserve to feel as hot as they look. Crying with love and joy over tits in a corset is peak Sw sisterhood.
Never before in my life have I been so irritatingly horny that the two massive orgasms I enjoyed in a threesome weren’t enough and I had to masturbate after my guests went home.
Is that…..? It is!!!! It’s the first day of wanting to wear warm leggings in the fall!!!!
Note to self: gym time at 5pm on a weekday is a bad, bad time. I feel like gym bro Anakin: I don’t like people. They’re coarse and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere.
I haven’t seen every season yet, but to date my favorite task master contestant is Jenny Eclair, followed by Jason Mantsoukas (sp?) serious life goals there.
I have daydreamed a hundred times of making my own screen accurate leather costume of Xena’s original armor, but I don’t have the skills or the supplies or the patience.
Fortunately for me there’s a backup plan
Gym going is a biromantic’s nightmare. There is no safe place for my eyes!!
Noticing how stunningly trash-free my hikes have been lately and want to just give a big shout out to people picking up after themselves. Is it the bare minimum? Yes. Does everyone do the bare minimum? No. Does my praise kink go both ways?
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Maaaaaybe
#HikeSeattle #DoYourPart #HikingDomme
“The human body is the real toy. We just accessorize”
Quote unapologetically stolen from my e-stim cock ring supplier. Thank you, my beloved, and I’ll see (and spank) you soon.
This is what it looks like to be able to lift 185 pounds off the ground. New personal best, and looking nearly my best to boot! #DeadLift #SeattleGFE
Apricot season is in full swing!! 🤩🤤
What a GD privilege to be the one you trusted, and to prove worthy of that trust. Thank you.
If I ever got a vanity plate it would be 0118999
Sometimes I’m pretentious as shit. But mostly I go for the easy gags 🤣 you wear silly underbritches, they spend some time on my floor, and I try them on because I think it might make you smile. Bienvenue au maison de blerp dorp. 🤣❤️
Tired of laundry getting stuck in the corners of your fitted sheets? Tie two opposing corners together, loosely, before tossing the sheet in the dryer. Your life. Will. Be changed.
This tip shamelessly stolen from @PhryneTiny.bsky.social
Thank you!!
Have you ever done a mindfulness breathing exercise… while inside someone? You haven’t? Huh. 🤷♀️😉
Come wet your whistle, my friend.
The view from my bed the other night. It was cold, it was glorious, it was ambitious, and I do not regret it!
