How do you guys still have the same one trick after Iran

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

I’m supportive of everyone lifting weights except for anyone even 1% stronger than me

It’s so funny to get the exit velocity after a guy gets hit by pitch. 18.9 mph right off your kidney

Colorblind guy giving you directions for the train: yeah you ride the gray line to the gray line at Clark and lake

Apps peaked with chugging a virtual beer it’s all downhill since

One day archaeologists are going to discover the minions

one day I would like some brave group to calculate which home broadcast spends the most time talking about Not Baseball

I guess it is innovative that the guys are going to them this time

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

I’ve willingly destroyed more brain cells than you’ve ever used in your life.

Israel escalates attacks on medics in Lebanon with deadly ‘quadruple tap’ Lebanese health ministry says killing of 91 healthcare workers shows ‘total disregard’ for international law

The Israeli army struck civilians in the Lebanese city of Mayfadoun.

And then, the Israelis double-tapped the medics who arrived onto the scene.

And then, they triple-tapped the next wave of medics.

And then, they did it one more time for good measure.

It’s very football brained in that they seem to believe you can figure out their base but they can take that advantage back by confusing you

Lisa Simpson saying "I want to meet the first female stealth bomber pilot. During the Gulf War she destroyed 70 mosques and her name is Lisa too."

This joke feels so much more recent than 1995

unreadable in pocket lmaooo

Even with Durant it’s like ok this is just the best I’ve seen offense ever played

Got that for one night we were us

Look say what you will about the end of the run but Kerr and Steph did everything you could ask for to keep the lights on and there’s some honor in that

printing this out and taping it to my wall

The hard work continues

CONSIDER: this ab-soul bar from acid rap

damn that's funny as hell. that this will happen to one single person we don't like and no one else lol.

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

At this rate I’m going to see an Iranian LEGO video of Bibi walking my president like a dog

1990: free trade forever
2026: the ayatollah is literally charging a toll on your shit like the Chicago skyway

At least a couple of times a season, I find myself wondering how it could be possible that a center as old as Andre Drummond is still in the league, only to look it up and see that he is 32 years old, a fact that seems to stand in defiance of all I understand about linear time.

Maxey had a story, iirc it was the first time he met AI, he was with his parents, & Iverson wanted to change into dressier clothes b4 meeting his mom, to show proper respect.