An island off the coast! An island... Of wights!

It's quite true! I met an Englishman once. Mind you, I couldn't understand a word out of his mouth...

Is he touring?

Why Orson I haven't heard such fine music since I first came to your world so long ago.

This brought a tear to my eye and put a song in my heart.

I was just thinking about going home but this alone has convinced me to stay for, oh, at least another hundred years...

( big smile. )

I'll be right back.

( distant now, dreamy almost. )

The Great Vampires... returned...?

( eyes wide. )

Did you say don't panic or panic?

Of course I can! I'm a man of my word.

ooh, okey dokey.

Take one!

But beware...

No, but you're welcome!

they're my scary antlers.

HAIL SAMHAIN AND THE COMING OF WINTER!

Watch out.

Liked.

Take the wheel!

Liked.

yes, but... what's this?

it's getting away!

Would you like me to read it to you with my practiced comedic timing?

No?? I had one myself. Never failed me! Always reliable. Then it ran out of paper & wouldn't print any more.

I *suppose* Orson & I can take a look at putting it back together...

It *will* need to be connected to the outlet for the electricity to get inside.

Relocating the photocopier is a great idea! The place feels like it's been spruced up already.

Good work! @agentdaisy.bsky.social

“We have a new pianist? You know I heard a joke once about a twelve inch pianist - but it's a little too long for now. Stay here. I'll make sure the coast is clear.”

A double thumbs up from Guy Mann, confidently clueless, marching ahead.

He doesn't react.

“Okay!”

Me Guy.

Why certainly, I'll write you a check.

Gordon?

And a very happy July 4th to all of you at home!