You guys wanted more Roberta you get more Roberta! 😤

“CONAN HOLDS YOUR PRIVACY SACRED Our encampment processes personal data, wielding the power as cautiously as Conan wields his sword. Should you wish to cover your footsteps and forbid us from sharing your secrets, strike at the 'I wish to cloak my presence' rune. I WISH TO CLOAK MY PRESENCE”

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars.

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Fuck ICE

The last piece of the month! My take on Galleon from Granblue Fantasy ✨ I hope you aII Iike it!

Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed

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Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

What

Idk, something about them being dad sims, which is weird cause Nier Gestalt and Last of Us 1 were pretty good Single Dad Sims

Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and then destroyed by a nameless malevolent force, something neither I nor anyone else could control, a great darkness that was, somehow, all my fault. Today, that childhood dream is finally coming true. Today I can finally say the sweetest nine or 10 words in the English language: Global Tetrahedron has completed its plan to control InfoWars.com. I’ve had a lot of time to think about InfoWars in the last year and a half. As the seasons have changed, my ambitions for the project have grown grander, crueler, better aligned with market data. Come, friends, and imagine with me…

Imagine a roaring arena packed to the rafters with pathological liars. High above you in the nosebleeds are podcasters, screaming that you’ll die if you don’t buy their skincare products. Below, on the floor, imagine demonic battalions of super-influencers physically forcing people into home fitness devices designed to dismantle their bodies bone by bone and reassemble them into a grotesque statue of yourself. Out of the throngs, an extremely sick looking man approaches you. He puts his hands on your shoulders. He explains that he is your life coach and that you owe him $800. Such is the InfoWars I envision: An infinite virtual surface teeming with ads. Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object, free radical misinformation, sentences and images so poorly thought out that they are unhealthy even to view for just a few seconds. The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.

With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website. The InfoWars of tomorrow will converge into a swirling vortex of content about content, talent acquiring talent, rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monster—a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America. All of this is to say that I believe in us. I believe that with the new InfoWars, we can alchemize the pioneering spirit of amateur inquiry, the profit-maximizing drive of corporations, and the cold mental clarity that comes only with disciplined daily ingestion of mind- and body-altering chemicals. If we can do that, what other great things can we do together?

I don’t yet know, but I’m excited to find out. Welcome home, warriors. The future belongs to us. We’re writing the story now. It’s going to be a long one, and it’s going to be a bad one. So settle in. Make yourself comfortable. Buy a tote bag. Nothing can stop us now that we’re in charge of a website. Infinite Growth Forever, Bryce Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

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Become a member. Get the paper. Plus a tote. For $9 per month for print.

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WHAT'S THE KANJI READ

Funniest thing in Turn-A Gundam so far is a bunch of dudes from Louisiana finding some Zaku Ils and thinking that they're the tightest shit in the world.

Person holding an antique flare gun "it's old. But it still bark!! 💥"

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

weak aurua - my posts arent getting any likes cause my tweets are bad strong aura - i'm marge simpson i didn't make this one though but it's so damn good

I was considering posting my work online again sometime in 2022. Then generative AI became a thing—that idea died. I don’t want to feed someone else’s cash cow… I don’t want my words cut up and butchered and turned into milquetoast slop while real people are harmed. Anonymous (North America)

Writers are increasingly hesitant to share their work online because of AI—per the findings of our recent Creativity & AI survey, the damage AI has wrought on writing communities is psychological as well as material.

But that’s not the full story 🧵👇

Full blog post: ellipsus.com/blog/survey-...

I offer an expansion:

Two panel comic. On the first panel Sonic the Hedgehog asks Yoshi (from Super Mario series) and Kirby (from the titular series) "so... you guys can eat ANYTHING?" Both Yoshi and Kirby reply "yeah pretty much" and "it's kinda our whole thing" respectively. Sonic says "interesting..." On the second panel they are standing nearby Arby's. Sonic says to them "Oh come on, you said "anything". Yoshi and Kirby both answer with "there are limits".

There's like two paths they could take with it, imo
Either a prequel based on The Shattering or the gag manga.
Latter is VERY unlikely and will probably upset a few people except me.

have you ever actually talked to a silicon valley guy? i have a bunch almost always against my wishes. they are aliens

One of my favorite things to do as a teacher is make students read "A Modest Proposal" and then watch as they reflect on their actions against marginalized peoples.
Nearly 300 years later, that short little essay still holds incredible power.

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

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AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

someone made a mod that replaces Diana with Matikanetannhauser

FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

poisoning my entire island

Lady & Trish [DMC]
#art #digitalart #artsky #fanart #trish #lady #dmc #devilmaycry #yuri #anime

These 5 words make women want you

Hail and well met, traveler

Sometimes I feel unsure of myself, while other people go around in 2026 claiming to have invented the Afro