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Posts by Matt Bell

I’m loving this album!

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In my yoof I was trapped on a train with a crowd of Bruce fans, clad in double denim and bandanas on their way to see The Boss at Wembley. It was that terrifying experience and the throw everything at it including the kitchen sink production of his Muzak put me off him for life.

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a meme — the top says “My dog just got a haircut and now he looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together” and underneath are 2 photos of a dog (a schnauzer i think?). on the left, the “before,” he’s scruffy and in need of a haircut and a bath. and on the right, the “after,” he’s clean and clipped and wearing a jaunty red bow tie and looking very dapper indeed.

a meme — the top says “My dog just got a haircut and now he looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together” and underneath are 2 photos of a dog (a schnauzer i think?). on the left, the “before,” he’s scruffy and in need of a haircut and a bath. and on the right, the “after,” he’s clean and clipped and wearing a jaunty red bow tie and looking very dapper indeed.

i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this

2 months ago 16621 2127 494 168

It’s a great album. Could do with a bit more John Mitchell vocal IMHO.

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Have you listened to English Teacher? Their debut was jolly good.

5 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

6 months ago 1104 1172 55 43
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If you drive a 2025/2026 Tesla or still use X, there really isn't an excuse. You really are just an asshole that looks the other way.

6 months ago 22668 5306 871 338
Terry & The Chalkmen + Dan Barrow - Making Plans for Nigel - XTC Fan Festival, MECA Swindon, 22/6/25
Terry & The Chalkmen + Dan Barrow - Making Plans for Nigel - XTC Fan Festival, MECA Swindon, 22/6/25 YouTube video by Automorph

TBF - A spontaneousperformance at the XTC Fan Fest from June this year, from @edpercival.bsky.social, @mattjbbell.bsky.social and me as Terry & The Chalkmen, with @barronimomusic.bsky.social ❤️

Talk about flying by the seat of our pants!

Big, huge cajones!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzq2...

7 months ago 2 1 1 0
Ed Percival (left) and myself, at Matt & Carly Bell's wedding, 12 years ago this week.

Ed Percival (left) and myself, at Matt & Carly Bell's wedding, 12 years ago this week.

A throwback to this time 12 years ago - @edpercival.bsky.social and I at @mattjbbell.bsky.social's wedding to his beautiful wife, Carly.

7 months ago 4 1 0 0

And to think Spinal Tap had to change the cover to Smell The Glove.

7 months ago 2 0 0 0
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A thing I did earlier about how immigration is essential to your granddad's bum.

I might be underselling it.

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Take your time to admire this beautiful catfish…. 🥰
🐈‍⬛

9 months ago 18315 2394 426 203
Sign: No King  No Pope. Just a Lowdown Lying DOPE

Sign: No King No Pope. Just a Lowdown Lying DOPE

One of my favorite signs of the day.

10 months ago 25987 4378 271 131
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I am looking forward to performing with @edpercival.bsky.social and @mattjbbell.bsky.social as Terry & The Chalkmen at the (sold out) XTC Fan Festival in Swindon next week.

Several songs never played in my 21 years of covering XTC tunes... and a little nervous about it too...

Who's coming?

10 months ago 3 1 2 0
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Me!

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Me!

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Looking forward to a debut gig for Terry & the Chalkmen closing the sold out 2025 XTC Fan Festival in Swindon. Lots of new tunes not covered at my 26 previous XTC shows.

Who’s going to be there?

10 months ago 6 2 2 0

I liked that one, I have had a few listens now and it’s growing on me.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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Sorry just read the thread. Haven’t actually planned that far ahead!

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

What for?

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This reminded me of the time Fossil Fools played The Victoria, Swindon in 2011 the week before him and he played to an empty room and had to borrow the taxi fare back to the train station and we sold it out. I’d wondered what became of him since…

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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There's nothin' you can do that can't be done
Nothin' you can sing that can't be sung
Nothin' you can say, but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy

All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

Thanks for these. It’s nice to be inspired to listen to albums I wouldn’t normally think of going near.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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Fossil Fools (XTC Tribute) - Mayor Of Simpleton - Live in Swindon 2021 Fossil Fools performs an XTC classic, at The Victoria in Swindon, 2021

Migrating from Twatter... my first post is a plug for my old band, Fossil Fools. They were an XTC tribute from 2009 to 2022 and I was very privileged to have been part of them!
Here's a track from 2021, recorded at The Vic in Swindon.
soundcloud.com/terry-arnett...

1 year ago 6 2 3 0

Jumped ship from there too

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Hello there

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