I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

The Republican healthcare plan is, and has always been "die faster losers, lmao, shoulda been born rich if you wanted to live while sick"

Can someone please tell the Iran partisans that Bluesky hates Donald Trump too?

RFK Jr. is a eugenicist, an idiot, and a monster

But I repeat myself

This is genuinely one of the foundational copes of the modern conservative movement, a stabbed-in-the-back narrative about why the US lost Vietnam

I bet the robot would have broken the record by even more if they had wheels :)

You built a robot designed to inefficiently accomplish something whose meaning is completely erased anyway by the fact that it wasn't a human body that did it :)

Who gives a shit :)

We have completely lost the plot.

Yes and I've always thought it was weird as fuck

"We Don't Talk About Bruno" - 'Songs in Sign Language' YouTube video by CartoonBrew.com Official

I haven't heard a single post about this anywhere--
disney's had their animators reanimate some of their recent iconic songs in ASL?? here's "we don't talk about bruno"??? this is amazing???

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrv...

"Bart, you can't trust your perception from this altitude." A perfect line reading

Got the thumbs up from my voice teacher to work on three new songs, which are

- Poor Unfortunate Souls (in the OG Pat Carroll key)
- Let's Have Intercourse (from CXG)
- My Type by Saint Motel (horny/bisexual anthem)

Franklin Shepard Inc - Raúl Esparza YouTube video by ttb3090

For you and anyone else who is not already aware

EXTREMELY CORRECT

Musical theater has to be one of the worst forms of music to love bc there’s so few people in the world who you can nerd out with about how the bootleg of Raul Esparza singing Franklin Shepard Inc is one of the best performances ever captured

This is from well after I stopped watching but this is also the exact sort of information that would eventually find its way to me regardless

A collage of images of Cordelia Chase with a tweet pasted on top that says, “tv shows used to have CORDELIA CHASE”

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Ned Flanders in the Simpsons, shown showering. His penis, which is pixelated out, hangs down to about his kneecaps

Just sayin'

The fact that adult performer Reece Scott naturally has a bit of a Ned Flanders aesthetic is extremely funny and appropriate when you consider the canon of their respective dick sizes

Marlo Thomas of THAT GIRL and Inspo-For-Candy-Southern* fame was pushing against this highly gendered, unscientific, ahistorical, bioessentialist nonsense half a century ago

*yes, I'm a gay X-men fan who listens to CEREBRO

This just sounds like a combination of bad writing and poor planning?

Me and who

When Trump campaigned in both 2016 & 2024 on ending endless wars, he was noticing something voters wanted to hear and using that line to convince them to vote for him. So long as Democrats continue to treat such basic politicking as beneath them, a charlatan like Trump will have a way to beat them.

In happier news, I got a Jury Summons!

banner ad reads: unlock the secret wealth stream TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD

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We're off to a good start here
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Fourthing. I don't have hardly any totes, and I could really use one celebrating this specific occasion

I strongly believe that I would handle being given a Death Note with both grace and moral clarity.

Thinkin about this panel with Thor and Dr Strange everyday of my mortal life.

Speaking as a Little Shop of Horrors partisan, Little Shop of Horrors

Every time they lean into Fry's shaky grasp of grammar it's a delight.

"And Fry, you've got that brain thing."

"I already did!"