Someday.. Transmetropolitan 😍

You slayin that spire?

[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

Yeah boss, definitely, stubble and and an unbuttoned shirt are the way to go for the allegations video

My immediate thought was why are you reposting porn intros?

Nothing can stop the hungry wolf!

So it was YOU

Impossible to say... because I've removed your right to speak

I'm listening and learning

Let them eat cake 💅🍑

I'm gonna violate your 1st amendment so hard. 🤣🤣🤣

lmao

Where's Jaime Lannister when you need him?

alright christian god i know we’ve had our quarrels but i am prepared to ‘go catholic’ if you make it happen for comedy effect today specifically. i won’t half ass it like i do with judaism either. i’ll wear the thing on my head and eat the crackers and shit

found on my windshield

lmao I just paid this thing off gimme a break bro

lmaoo

LA is a sanctuary city. We’ve made it clear that we don’t want our resources going to collaborate with a rogue, dangerous agency like ICE. There are too many risks involved in remaining partnered with a company that’s part of such a vast national surveillance network.

Happy trans day of visibility to all my trans buddies out there. Shits ugly right now but we're gonna get through this together. No matter how bad things seem, remember we outnumber these fuckers and we will bury them. Together.

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility! 🏳️‍⚧️❤️

🎥: TOKYO GODFATHERS from Satoshi Kon

Dracula says to Brian "I dropped my phone in McDonald's Sprite and that MF started charging"

Before you follow advice you see online, like say Reddit, I suggest you look at the advice they have about something you already really know about.

You will realize these people have no. clue. what they're talking about.

when you really think about it, the true value of video games is in laying off thousands of the people who make them at regular intervals in order to increase shareholder value 🥰

SoCal locals:

Anyone with experience and capability taking care of very very young kittens? Like, right now?

asking for a friend

Every once in a while you see a post and your vocabulary changes forever

It's the (officially sanctioned as kosher) shrimps!

Man I really miss NYC tap water.

Had no idea how good we had it.

Im serious man you gotta live your life with so much joy that day if only to tell these freaks we hate them and every day one of em drops is a day to celebrate

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

Oh btw Murderbot is AWESOME

The 7 train to Queens for the US Open.

The aquarium, where you'd let me know which of the fish would "make a good soup".

You taught me to play chess and backgammon.

35 years was a long time away from Yaya, I hope you're together now.