bleh

//eugh sorry for so much radio silence I have absolutely no idea what to post

//I may be more active if somehow the other parodies migrate here

//God damn parodytwt has changed a lot since I first joined...

//I'm not saying that it's worse than old parodytwt, i'm just surprised of how much it's evolved over time.

///sorry for all of the inactivity. I'm starting to lose motivation.

anyways here's this cool thing I made a while ago

//shout-out to the other 20 remaining alive day shift at Freddy fans out there

It's been so long since I've encountered Alaware.
I wonder if they're still after me...

I hope not!

I'm fine.

Undead and reanimated as usual.

Yeah... Surely hope they don't move over here.

Anyways, how are you doing today?

No, but I wouldn't be surprised if they also moved to this place.

Alaware.

I'm literally one of their primary targets.

Yeah, of course I am. I am immortal, after all.

Also hello, Darkstorm.
Glad to see some other tv heads that aren't... THEM... around here.

//eugh sorry for being so quiet for like 26 days I started to get bored

You guys would NOT like to go through what happened to me in the past.

//of course I do, you're like one of the only people who interact with me

//I just did something really stupid and now I feel like this rn

Yeah, it feels so hollow inside...

Yep.

I don't even know where my soul is.

You guys are really lucky you still have your souls.

I don't.

//alrighty!

Oh, your heart
Aortic work of art
My love, my knife
To carve out, your life

//hey guys, just wanted some feedback about this design

What would you guys want me to add/improve for Jack's dark world form?

I'll add those improvements into the design, because I wanted to use the design for... something else.

Oh...!

What's.... this?

Ok!

If we wanna get to the fountain, we should fight the knight.

Good thing I found this sword!

Ethan, I heard you call out for help.

What the hell is happening??
Are you ok?

Hey guys, if any of you have been wondering where I am, I am currently in the dark world with Ethan.

Somebody else will be managing the restaurant until I come back.

//in the lore of Dsaf, Jack used to have a pet dog that died, so I think he's pretty much friendly with animals

//Jack is somewhat social, interacting with people, telling them to visit his restaurant.

//he notices that they are his customers idk that's like the only people he mostly meets whenever he's observing Fazbender's

//blah blah blah

Yeah.

So, how are you doing down here, employee? You seem to have barely changed at all, but you still look somewhat... decent.