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Posts by David "Monster bait" S

Collage of Yoshi-P and the words shut up on the image

Collage of Yoshi-P and the words shut up on the image

tl;dr

7 months ago 2242 1059 11 11
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I'm Tired and my Brain is Soup Opossum Vinyl Sticker — Sockmuffin Studio I'm Tired and my Brain is Soup Opossum Vinyl Sticker

You can get 'em here btw:

www.sockmuffin.com/shop/opossum...

11 months ago 34 9 1 1

@easyjetofficial.bsky.social my flight out of Edinburgh is cancelled 3hrs before the flight but I still don't have an option to rebook.
Whits goin on like?

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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"Seems kinda sus?"
Vel is one of my favourite characters to portray - she's comfy and she's silly. And her familiar is entirely too fond of cheese.

Kyros by @keepdrawingcharlie.bsky.social

1 year ago 18 4 1 0
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heck yeah been waiting all year for for this

1 year ago 594 73 32 12
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This is precisely the sort of thing poison *would* say

1 year ago 213 18 23 3
Depression living my body after someone said “Don’t be sad”.
A painting of a small demon living through someone's mouth

Depression living my body after someone said “Don’t be sad”. A painting of a small demon living through someone's mouth

1 year ago 302 58 6 3
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ask your doctor if burrowing into the ground and only emerging briefly at night to obtain sustenance is right for you

1 year ago 123 39 1 0
"I Fucking Warned You Dude. I Told You Bro: A Critical Analysis of Capitalist Production. By Karl Marx"

"I Fucking Warned You Dude. I Told You Bro: A Critical Analysis of Capitalist Production. By Karl Marx"

Evergreen

1 year ago 938 172 9 4
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Your hobbies don’t have to be side hustles. It’s ok to enjoy doing things just for the sake of doing them.

2 years ago 819 174 13 13
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Marcille from Dungeon Meshi in a bunny suit, as voted for by my Patrons ✨🍖🐰

HQ: www.patreon.com/posts/bunny-...

2 years ago 781 113 7 0

I'm tired of touching screens. It's time to retvrn to buttons and cranks and knobs

2 years ago 1479 232 82 28

don’t make me come over there and boost your confidence. I will fucking lift your ass up because you’re worth it, motherfucker

2 years ago 624 179 8 10

oh, my cursed amulet is making me possessive and greedy? of course you'd say that. you want my amulet all for yourself.

2 years ago 403 70 4 1
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A BAD A$$$ SKELLETION SMOKEN A CIG OUT SIDE IN THERE LEATHER JACKET AND SUGLASSES . DA MOST BAD A$$ED SKELATONE POSIBLE AND THERE SAYEN "DONT LIKE MY ATITUDE ? STICK AROUND MOTHER FUCKER YOUR GONNA WANT TO HELP ME IMPROVE IT " BECUASE REFUSSING TO CHANGE YOUR OPINION'S AND ATITUDE'S OVER TIME MEANS YOUR A FUCKEN COSERVATIVE ,AND THOSE GUYS WANT TO OUTLAW PORNO'S , BAN TRAN'S PEPOLE , BAN ABORTION , AND SO MUCH OTHER BAD SHIT THEIRS NOT ENOUGH SPACE TO LIST IT ALL ,IF YOU FEEL BOUND BY YOU'RE OLD VIEW POINT'S BREAK DA CHAINS ,USE NEW INFOMATION TO SHAPE YOUR BELIEF'S , AND KEEP KICKEN ASS OUT THEIR,,,, OR ELSE ILL BE DISAPOINTED - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A BAD A$$$ SKELLETION SMOKEN A CIG OUT SIDE IN THERE LEATHER JACKET AND SUGLASSES . DA MOST BAD A$$ED SKELATONE POSIBLE AND THERE SAYEN "DONT LIKE MY ATITUDE ? STICK AROUND MOTHER FUCKER YOUR GONNA WANT TO HELP ME IMPROVE IT " BECUASE REFUSSING TO CHANGE YOUR OPINION'S AND ATITUDE'S OVER TIME MEANS YOUR A FUCKEN COSERVATIVE ,AND THOSE GUYS WANT TO OUTLAW PORNO'S , BAN TRAN'S PEPOLE , BAN ABORTION , AND SO MUCH OTHER BAD SHIT THEIRS NOT ENOUGH SPACE TO LIST IT ALL ,IF YOU FEEL BOUND BY YOU'RE OLD VIEW POINT'S BREAK DA CHAINS ,USE NEW INFOMATION TO SHAPE YOUR BELIEF'S , AND KEEP KICKEN ASS OUT THEIR,,,, OR ELSE ILL BE DISAPOINTED - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DONT LIKE MY ATITUDE ? - dashare.zone ADMIN

2 years ago 294 54 1 5
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Tyri living her best

(her bag is legit her favourite place to be, she loves being carried around)

2 years ago 49 5 1 0

Billionaire sociopaths routinely lay off huge swaths of their workforces just to impress their shareholders and then when a chunk of fuselage shears off a 737 in midair they're like "ah yes, DEI did that"

2 years ago 3871 1059 30 23
Spice the cat, serenely staring into the medium distance

Spice the cat, serenely staring into the medium distance

How did we get this far into the new year without a cat picture, please accept my apology for failing you to this point

2 years ago 1634 59 41 6

Please do be aware maremellow have these adorable little mouths and three little tentacle like legs they use to charge towards seaweed.

2 years ago 52 11 0 0

...but who is the true no.1 fan 🤔

2 years ago 21 2 0 0
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Since you get a few spare little guys, I wondered if I would be able to paint a Lamenter at Legions scale.

Turns out the answer was yes!

2 years ago 82 8 9 0
Five panel meme of an anime character with blue hair becoming increasingly stressed. Text on the right says:

Santa comes down the chimney
Santa says “you made the naughty list!”
Santa has an HP bar
“Carol of the Bells” start playing
The lyrics kick in… in Latin!

Five panel meme of an anime character with blue hair becoming increasingly stressed. Text on the right says: Santa comes down the chimney Santa says “you made the naughty list!” Santa has an HP bar “Carol of the Bells” start playing The lyrics kick in… in Latin!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

2 years ago 953 311 25 12
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A drawing of a perfectly normal looking Santa and absolutely not three red kobolds in a Santa coat.

A drawing of a perfectly normal looking Santa and absolutely not three red kobolds in a Santa coat.

Happy holidays everyone!

#art #kobolds

2 years ago 197 56 5 0

sorry but no one does it like this man

2 years ago 321 88 6 4

i don't know why this is so hard for people. biweekly means you are attracted to your own week and also other weeks

2 years ago 2030 612 31 5

Burrito has to be up there

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

Amazingly, it turns out that the poor aren’t a different species of human with worse reasoning skills or talents, but just normal people whose problem is not having enough money! And giving them money fixes the problem! Huh.

2 years ago 645 215 6 1

Waiting on the lore to drop on the final mystery primarchs

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