Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Bring a knife to a gun wedding. When it's time for the gun bride and groom to cut the cake, step forward and graciously offer them your knife. You are now a gun friend. No need to carry knives. All the guns will have your back.
a defensive card called Forgotten Memories that can only be played face down
Your shadow is a trading card. Flip it over. What'd you pull?
Silver is the color of space travel, of flying saucers and thermal blankets, a practical hue for a practical trade. Everything else is bespoke, designer, a flex by the galaxy's ultra-wealthy, jade shuttles and gemstone motherships, superyachts of the endless sky
I didn’t until you reminded me. No one even talks about him anymore. I looked for a picture of them at my mom’s house but I couldn’t find one of the two of us together.
Remember that summer where your cousin walked behind the oak tree and didn't walk out from the other side and no one ever saw him again
Cosplayer from 2003. Nu Metal lookin guy wearing a cardboard box that says GUNDAM on it
Oh god
That's a photograph I have not thought about in a *long* time
The Astronaut Who Stabbed The Moon
It is bleeding. The moon is bleeding. What does this mean? He plunged a knife into the moon and blue blood is sputtering out. It's the colour of sky. Our scientists have analyzed it and it's definitely blood. Maybe the moon is alive.
"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time
Miss me with that rise and grind, I'm on that generational project mindset. If you're not measuring it in decades, I'm not interested.
Miss me with that rise and grind, I'm on that generational project mindset. If you're not measuring it in decades, I'm not interested.
that's just friendslop you only like it because- *remembers the greatest thing in this universe is forming strong meaningful bonds with others* i'm sorry
A 2nd ocean has hit the towers
Adding Buck Bumble to the stack youtu.be/K0DDY299Ly4?...
Finally, a vegan solution for your 30-50 feral hogs problem
A signpost standing at a crossroads in a barren place, under a pink and purple sky. It has two signs: "Accept", pointing right, and "Decline", pointing left. In the distance is a treeline. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
When you wanna listen to your mixtape on the way to Tau Ceti IV:
Don't let the calendar trap you, or the circular cycle of the moon define you.
Break free of time and create your own rhythms based on the creeping fog of the moors and the fading light from dead stars.
Your mind fills with visions of traditional cask ales, stored at cellar temperature and ready for pouring.
"Be not afraid."
dear god make me a moth I want to be invisible among dead leaves
You’re 7 feet tall and made of rebar and twine you’re gonna be alright.
Image reads: “For now, you’re still here. You’re still okay.”
When I was a little kid I had a fear that if you woke people up at night they would not have eyes and they would be "different".
From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.
One of the very best from Clickhole
clearest images yet of the moon mouth today
it was whispering
i hope the moon doesn't eat them
Fuck
Banger!
This one's still going around tumblr as a screenshot. Last I checked it had 80,000 notes