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I would fucking LOVE to interview her if any of y'all know her or know of someone who knows her

this is a wild ask, but because all trans people are within like 2-3 degrees of separation:

do any of my mutuals or mutuals of my mutuals have contact with Ara Tripp?

This woman: archive.seattletimes.com/archive/1999...

she is a criminal

im like Schrodinger's tranny i get dudes hitting on me when im dressed masc but cant pick up girls in the club even when i try

dawg in a span of less than 10 minutes i got catcalled by a random dude and then had a gen z cashier girly tell me i "looked tired"

how do i switch these two things?

my guy im boymoding today too im in jeans, an over the garden wall T and a fucking hoodie why is this dude hitting on me

guy who uses the fact that kanye supported trump to drop hard R n-words constantly

mf had to check if i was cishet like i said

me core

mega sableye

any of yall play champions?

i hit master ball rank a few days ago and now i wanna ditch the starter team and brew my own

with my favorite lil guy

how to make him good???

I keep thinking that some day the libs will realize that everytime something fails it just so happens to be by one vote.

Then that one person just so happens to have already announced they are not running next election.

Then all the blame goes on him and the party goes "we tried! but bad apples!"

god that grinning demon is peak

im so glad the 4 mana overstatted demon with downside continues to this day

oh hes gay too that's incredibly brave

shoutout this kid making star trek jokes at the open mic thats bravery

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

I'd start here maybe?

"ci:WUR f:edh and (art:farm or art:farmer or art:vegetable or art:trowel or art:shovel or art:garden) -(art:pickaxe or art:minecart or art:fossil or art:treasure)"

then comb through that for some what fits

theres art tags for shovel, garden, farm, vegetable, and trowel that might help over on scryfall

i assume this was inspired by goblin gardener or someth

if you go a bit farther and include farmers markets and stuff you get a lot more too. scarecrows if you move more toward farming

dude im so cringe with it im emailing some professors rn and hitting them with the adorkable offensive so hard bc i am a manipulative cunt who is endlessly socially striving

sometimes i wonder if i am just a woman but then i remember how much i love unnecessarily explaining things to women

getting a lot of likes and yet no DMs begging to see them, this site fell off

nope!

just kinda happening

yo my tits hurt

thats a good sign right

like pokemon is lucky they dont have the fanbase MTG does this is more egregious than nadu and vivi put together

yeah here's a pivoting intimidator that without investment one-shots any middling stat pokemon that isnt one of the 45 in the entire pokedex that doesnt resist its insane STAB coverage

also it gets helping hand and close combat because fuck you

incineroar is the worst designed pokemon of all time

the other white in me is irish and french they dont hold up well under intense sun

whats the difference!!?

LIFE UPDATE I ENJOYED THE SUN RESPONSIBLY AND AM NOT SUNBURNED

okay ive heard of scalies but you're making up that other thing thats not an animal

rules

idk what a therian is but after interacting with twitter tgirls for 5 years i also identify as (neutral, not transphobe)