Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

yeah bro the iranians are absolutely putting resources into crashing video playback on a small microblogging site. for sure. no, you totally are that important

They're saying it's the most unbiased poll question ever. echeloninsights.com/insights/apr...

Bad actors will say they are “protecting women’s sports” by attacking trans folks while giving a pass (and even praising) predatory men who do the most harm to women.

You want to protect women’s sports? Stop giving problematic men a foot in the door and face time.

zoe kravitz in the ariana grande school of "you know you dont have to say yes every time you're asked"

DOJ Opens Criminal Probe Into Hate-Watch Group Until recently, the civil rights group was a partner to the FBI, providing critical information about extremists, including white supremacists, operating in the U.S.

The Justice Department has launched a criminal investigation against the Southern Poverty Law Center

lol imagine being on a submarine right now

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

Warren does at one point single out Epstein, but the full question is nuts: Warsh didn’t disclose $100 million hidden behind entities he owns, so are any of those assets owned by the Trump family or the Chinese government, have any of them facilitated money laundering, any set up by Jeffrey Epstein?

congratulations to every other team in the NFC west

love that he skipped afghanistan, the other war he failed to end despite promising to end it

At this point they’re your friend who you know ain’t gonna break up w the guy or gal. At a certain point you stop listening and just go mmm damn that’s crazy

which is not not valid but why are you in the pit. buy a balcony seat? a lawn seat? where you arent bothering people and being disrespectful of the performers

yeah i fully understand the appetite for the online consumption, its more the behavior of the people actually in the crowd. like the performance onstage is just tiktok and once the part you like is done its just a group hang

people are coming to record a video to put online and then just hanging out for the rest of the time. they spend $75+ to do this.

went to see rainbow kitten surprise and people were having just full on normal volume conversations about their days throughout the whole concert. during the acoustic set all you could hear was talking. it was BIZARRE

this tracks so hard with a lot of concerts ive been too recently with younger crowds

lucy dacus talked about this in an interview a few weeks ago where she said people are going to these shows to hear the one song - the ONE BRIDGE - that has gone viral online and then they check out for the rest of the show

fascinated by the 'dead crowd' discourse out of coachcella but i dont think it is solely influencer related. i genuinely believe reels and tiktok have ruined concerts

people steeped entirely in true crime all day every day are functionally no different than doomsday preppers

as someone that once got sucked in and then exited, i have a sunny report from the other side: you actually dont have to feel anxious and scared all the time, both alone and in public.

i think true crime took a turn from "hey you wanna hear this fucked up thing" normal human gossip when it got a) commercialized in the mainstream in the 2000s and b) aestheticized online in the 2010s-2020s.

they don't know i have a passion 4 fashion she reeks of weed that girl looks insanely high

Selling reading programs to parents & what I hear:
AI exploded
No child left behind means kids get promoted, regardless
Not learning cursive
Not learning note-taking
Typing vs. long-hand makes different neural pathways
And, yes, lack of focus. Not screen time, per se, but the constant quick hits

Begging the Steelers to stand up for themselves

"hey man. 20-30% of your customers will disappear in 5 years. want to spend $70 million dollars on robotics for the efficient production of products no one can buy?" - the worlds dumbest people

furthermore, no one has confidence in the economy at the moment. retrofitting a factory to work for robotics that require very specific conditions in which to operate means INSANE capex spending that no company will be doing.

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

these wheelbarrow mfs can still barely move in a straight line and thats literally its one job

as someone working in an industry pushing robotics mainly for factory floor logistics and transport.........5 years?? lmfao