Sultans of something or other.

Wouldn't be so sure of that!

Congratulations. I'll give you a wave on the way past - ridiculous sport that it is 😉

WEAK on short stuff. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Best of luck to you both. Donation made and a small purchase at @gailmyerscough.co.uk

Chin chin.

Eloise Lane
#supermanpunk

Mein Host.

Getting on to the train / tube before allowing people to get off.

Just on my way home from the match. We bounced like an egg.

Heard he was in the same retirement home as "Sour" Crout. Japes ensued.

Snow day!!

I Won’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me - Nik Kershaw

Oliver's Army I do believe.

He'd give it all up for you.

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Team GB face uphill task for Olympic medal in four-man bobsleigh Team GB face an uphill task to win an Olympic medal in the four-man bobsleigh event as they sit seventh at the halfway point in Cortina.

We really are getting this all wrong. To be fair, we're doing well to reach seventh.

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Happy birthday Matt. I'll be leaving 61 behind me in a couple of weeks. My main takeaway has been the move into slipper socks - them's the best!

Never had any time for the greedy, leaching Hundred, fucking up the domestic cricket calendar. This is a disgrace. Bring back the Gillette Cup.

Now that's a children's book series I could really get in to.

Posting while falling down a hill.

A February sunset in Lyme Regis.

Lyme Regis on a February evening, after the skies have cleared. #lymeregis #sunset

He always liked a front page splash.

I genuinely read this as Peter Mandleson Stimulator, and did a little sick in my mouth.

Winter Olympricks.

No. I'm all in. Just invested in a diving bell.

Good to see you back Moose. Bluesky is no longer rudderless.

Starmer's three wise monkeys.

I'm going to start referring to art gallery employees as groundsmen.

I, Sleworth