It’s been over 2 weeks since I’ve smoked a cigarette. I should reward myself with a cigarette.

My experience is that people generally leave you alone (and many people are very nice!), but I do get a lot of stares. Probably heavily depends on the specific place you’re in. Also I avoid public restrooms which is my main struggle when traveling

realizing i was the diversity hire at my job (only italian)

The moon is in Taurus today, make sure to charge your jack off crystal

Used to work at a personal injury firm near the famous cop slide and I did wonder when it opened how long it would take for that playground to bring us a client…I never imagined what magic lay in store for us

First skeet