We've now reached vibes based judicial decisions because reality and truth are woke.

The large 3-topping carryout for 9.99 from my local Dominos around the corner.

Socialism works when leaders such as Mayor Mamdani have the courage and principles to want to help people.

This is how I find out Larry Fitzgerald is a milkshake duck? Cold world.

Naz Reid

On the one hand, yeah they could've stayed home and sailed the seas.

On the other, paying that much money to say FUCK TKO to their face as Roman's supposed to be getting his flowers is quality hateration.

So fucking cool.

Rhea Ripley as champion always feels so right.

John Motherfucker Fetterman ran as a transformative progressive and he's a fucking chud! People want transformative progressives on the ballot!

I'm not voting for Gavin Newsom and if Alan Elrod has a problem with it, he can go fuck himself.

an edited obama '08 campaign poster, with the top text saying "FUCK YOU. WE DON'T OWE YOU SHIT" and the bottom text saying "YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR US BECAUSE THE GOP IS WORSE"

just asking people over and over if they think this is how a black man in 2008 named barack hussein obama won 365 electoral votes

If he'd attended they would go 'Mayor Attends Met Gala, Has Nothing Better To Do, Secretly Rich" because they're craven, depraved hypocrites

Steph Fucking Curry Forever.

I see it this way: evil is sorting itself out so ultimate good (Spurs, Pistons) can do away with them.

The worst people in the world engage in constant psychic assaults on Us and I'm supposed to be worried about the adverse effects of smoking, some light drug use, drinking, weight gain, or any given carcinogen that alleviates even a modicum of this bullshit?

That's the struggle.

Injuring Bam? Banned for life.

I hope that's the last time #14, #22, Norm, and Jovic ever don these uniforms. Norm simply deserves better pastures but I need the other three out of my life.

Adam Silver obviously paused the game to turn down Tyler Herro's difficulty sliders.

What, and excuse the fuck out of my French, THE FUCK?! LMAO

How does AMAZON have TECHNICAL FUCKING DIFFICULTIES?!?!?!?!!?

I wish the Play-In Stats actually counted in their own category so I could stare fucking daggers at Tyler Herro being the all-time leading Play-In scorer.

Tyler Herro sinks Miami's season. I could not ask for a better ending

Not even mad at that Coby White shot, that shit was perfect defense vs. a miracle shot. It happens.

Diabate is hurt.

The exact opposite of Naz Reid deciding it's Naz Reid time.

First time all season I've shouted for a Wiggins dunk. Eat that, Knueppel.

If not for the fact that the Heat put away Coby White 3 straight years before this I'd say this was a RSHK moment. Instead it's just a revenge game lol.

I'm not saying he's Wemby, but every now and again Kel'El Ware starts doing Wemby-like shit and it would behoove the Heat to explore his ability to do that a little bit more.

100% yes and twice on Tuesdays.

KEL'EL WARE PLAYING BIG, YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO LOVE TO SEE IT! #Heat