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Posts by Wardell Bagby

- Getting errors on some network calls failing 100% of the time.
- Decide "I should add finally add logging of network calls."
- Adds loggings to the network calls.
- Errors go away.

Imagine that Gru meme in your head; I'm too lazy and annoyed to make it right now.

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Joel and Jacob are two of the most talented (and most pleasant!) people I have ever worked with.

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I don't care how long you've been programming Android. I don't care if you're a GDE, if you're app has a billion users, if you're contributed to AOSP, or if you're out here with 5,000 Android libraries you're still updating.

You're still going to forget to add the INTERNET permission.

6 days ago 4 0 0 0

Writing all my apps in Compose Multiplatform now not because I like Compose but because I have an iPhone and refuse to learn true iOS development.

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Karaoke Mr. Chandler · A Little Bit Of Heartbreak Never Hurt Nobody! · Song · 2026

The song in question: open.spotify.com/track/7u6T0l...

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To my credit...it really is a damn good song that perfectly describes how I feel. Which tracks...since I wrote it. Maybe these other artists should instead be taking a page from my book and making songs that speak to me personally so THEY can have my most played song!

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My most played song so far this year is one of my own...by like a lot... I'm not totally sure how I feel about that yet.

If I end up the #1 top artist on my Spotify Wrapped this year, y'all have my permission to tell me to touch the auditory equivalent of grass.

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I miss degaussing monitors and defragmenting hard drives.

1 week ago 1 1 0 0

Every time I start writing a PoC in Kotlin, I regret not using Typescript since it’s so much easier to get going. Every time I finish a PoC in Typescript, I regret not writing it in Kotlin because now I’m running into type-safety issues and am missing the Kotlin stdlib.

I cannot win!

2 weeks ago 3 1 1 0
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I suspect it will be a different watershed moment: Jack has just torpedoed Square and Cash App, and when real people start losing real money as a result this will become the horror story that people point to when warning of the limits of AI driven coding.

1 month ago 20 6 1 0

To my former colleagues who have been treated so shockingly badly today and for the last few months: Square/Block was the best job I ever had, with many of the best people I ever worked with. None of you deserve to be dicked around like this.

It's not you, it's Jack.

1 month ago 29 3 2 0

I really can’t help but notice that all of this work finally launches once I switched to iPhone…

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Sometimes, you pick the side of chaos.

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

Real ones know that the best water fountains are made by Elkay. The only company I’ll shill for because they’ve never let me down once.

7 months ago 2 0 0 0

HAHAHAHA yes and we miss you.

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A Real One Mr. Chandler, HitDawg · Two-Faced · Song · 2024

To absolutely toot my own horn, this is a song I’d play at a black BBQ as the sun starts setting, soon as my Mom/uncle/elders start asking me to “play something we can step to.”

They’d make me change it once they realized they didn’t know the song but issa vibe.

open.spotify.com/track/2A17YU...

9 months ago 1 1 0 0

Bring back light-up shoes.

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

For the life of me, I cannot find a coffee table that I like and that being a genuine feeling I’m having is one of the more unexpected parts of being in my 30s.

9 months ago 2 0 0 0
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A two panel comic with a mother and child. The mother says in the first panel “Don’t look at them Ricky, I don’t want you to be influenced by…oh god no”.

The second panel then has the child say “It is too late mother, I have seen everything.”

A two panel comic with a mother and child. The mother says in the first panel “Don’t look at them Ricky, I don’t want you to be influenced by…oh god no”. The second panel then has the child say “It is too late mother, I have seen everything.”

Was explaining to my Mom the other day what nonbinary meant and she asked

“Son, are all your friends like that now???”

Image very related.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

What is up with this ad push for full body deodorant? I guess Unilever needs even MORE money?

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I should’ve called you. I know you would’ve answered. 🥺

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

My friend didn’t pick up when I called them randomly a second ago. What do you do when you realize literally no one loves you?

1 year ago 0 0 2 0

You heard it here first, folks. It’s true, I’m back on my boolshit.

1 year ago 5 0 0 0

I’m officially a true believer in eating Cheetos with chopsticks.

1 year ago 15 3 4 0

Yeah, I’m joking about me but not about my country. 😅

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

*in my Hamilton voice* Ay yo, I’m just like my country,

I’m really fucked up and I have no real hope that I’ll improve at all in the near future.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

The amount of time between 9:00 and 9:20 is 20 minutes, but the amount of time between 8:50 and 9:10 is 30 minutes.

No, I will not explain further.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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HAHAHAHA you hella foul for this one. 😂😂😂

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Don’t ask me for my Wrapped. I uh….had a year. I don’t wanna talk about it. 😅

1 year ago 4 0 2 1

One thing many people are not aware of is that Apple has an entire building full of engineers who are working to push the boundaries of physics in seeing how far an AirPods case can fling the individual earbuds in different directions whenever you drop the case.

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