Fussy kitten needs locked time

So smol!

Dawwwwwwwwww want to pet

I eat Cheetos out of a bag with chopsticks!

Feeling smol for the first time in a while. It’s nice.

*offers a locked-on padded puppy paw to hold your hand and support you*

Twink 😘

First time using your Easy-Bake oven? *runs and hides*

It’s so big! Way bigger than mine :P

I need to try this. I’m too willing to use the potty for 💩

The gurney found a great new home! I love how you’ve decorated it!

Come visit again and we can crush harder and with more duct tape!

I was there!!!!

Where does neurosis fit here…asking for a friend. Lol

Now @gimptoy.bsky.social thinks he’s a big, and has locked me down for at least 5 hours. Who said he could do that!?!?!

Turns out @gimptoy.bsky.social is super easy to babysit. Lock him down and shove paci in his face. Also he loves to pee my bed. Also, also he loves my pajamas from yesterday.

Someone dropped this little piglet @gimptoy.bsky.social at my doorstep…at least he’s easy to babysit.

You have been here, then…lol

I love waking up like this

Well hello there, all you fluffybutts.

I’d pounce ya and ferociously cuddle you

One of us one of us one of us one of us lol

I guess I didn’t realize you were a bit of a diaperbutt…😈😈😈

*takes notes*

This doesn’t sound like a bad thing to fixate on…😈

I remember when I could carry you on my back. Hehe

Meanie head

Mute buttons are evil!!!

Yall are just a bunch of babies. That is all.

I mean, it works too well!