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Posts by Velcro Candy (Raggedy Candy)

Wow! What a difference!

18 hours ago 1 0 1 0

If I had a yard, I would make my own little, free, public library except I'd make it a little free Blockbuster Video.
Keep it stocked with some Twizzlers and Jiffy Pop. Have some sun bleached posters in the window.
If we don't teach the kids about awful, straight to video horror movies, who will?

19 hours ago 7 0 1 0
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Yeah, what up, Lake Erie

1 day ago 7 0 1 0

She gets it.

1 day ago 4 0 0 0

Fell asleep with lashes on.
It's a bad time.
I don't recommend it.

2 days ago 2 0 0 0
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If I randomly snap and kill everything everywhere, this is why.

2 days ago 9 1 2 1
“Clocky the transgender clown!”
Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.”
Drivethru person: “will that be all sir”
Clocky: “yea”
Clocky reaches for something in her glove box
Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]

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2 days ago 1 0 0 0

It's not science, IT'S MADNESS!!!!

4 days ago 1 0 1 0

Someone thought my Thorin Oakenshield drawing was Jesus.
I'm like, "Nah, much better!"

4 days ago 5 0 0 0

I want them to go through a matter transporter together and create a purple bird.

5 days ago 18 4 3 0

does anyone want to go on a nice walk or hold hands or maybe fight bitterly to the death

5 days ago 37 2 5 0
Pizza dough, pizza dough with sauce, pizza dough with sauce and peppers, pizza dough with sauce peppers and cheese, a cooked pizza, Candy holding a slice of pizza

Pizza dough, pizza dough with sauce, pizza dough with sauce and peppers, pizza dough with sauce peppers and cheese, a cooked pizza, Candy holding a slice of pizza

A story:

5 days ago 11 0 1 0

You're so welcome, Kniazhna! 🥰

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

I love you too, Angel! More everyday! 🥰

5 days ago 2 0 0 0
A drawing I made of my gorgeous girlfriend, Kat

A drawing I made of my gorgeous girlfriend, Kat

My gorgeous girlfriend, Kat

My gorgeous girlfriend, Kat

So... There's this girl...
🙂‍↕️👉👈
I'm crazy about her.
@katiyathewitch.bsky.social

5 days ago 19 5 2 0
A drawing I made of my gorgeous girlfriend, Kylie

A drawing I made of my gorgeous girlfriend, Kylie

My gorgeous girlfriend, Kylie

My gorgeous girlfriend, Kylie

So... There's this girl...
🙂‍↕️👉👈
I'm crazy about her.
@misskaneda.bsky.social

5 days ago 24 2 3 0
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I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG

5 days ago 1043 338 4 1

Collector's Warehouse

5 days ago 1 0 0 0
gender:
female
male
angel

gender: female male angel

finally

5 days ago 340 81 7 6

Oh, I like that!

5 days ago 0 0 0 0
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Also evil?
Also into cats?
Also into cats?

6 days ago 11 1 3 0
A creature made of red ropes.

A creature made of red ropes.

Bishop of Knots.

1 week ago 777 201 13 1

Dayumn, boo. 🫦

6 days ago 1 0 0 0
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I usually just say vers.

1 week ago 6 0 0 0
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Visiting my old roomie. Haven't seen this dingbat in a few months.
He's doubled in size but, y'know, same. 😜

1 week ago 15 0 2 0
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I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

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Sneakers O'Krool
#VideoEdits #DonkeyKong

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Candy with cupcakes in a pan

Candy with cupcakes in a pan

Candy with cupcakes

Candy with cupcakes

🧁🦭

1 week ago 14 0 3 0

gimme gimme gimme
i need some more (hot dog)

1 week ago 9 3 0 0