lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you got it boss

i’m hitting he streets and doing reporting just like you asked me to on our skype call this week

hey bud

cc: @jordo.bsky.social

notes app screenshot interview niki, vgbees: hi natalie thanks for sitting down with me today natalie, sunset visitor: hi niki thanks for having me. john warren is washed niki: thanks so much that’s all the time we have natalie: thank you, please buy the game

i sat down with @heartimecia.bsky.social from sunset visitor for an exclusive interview about “prove you‘re human”

she's jacked

john got really good at photoshop

just made a very good nfl prediction and @floppyadult.com hated it :///

major league soccer is going to do a "sprint" season in 2027 because they're switching from a winter start to a summer start and it is more like a covid season than anything since covid

this is bonkers

what

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

i'm so sorry we've sent these souls to the moon and they're using outlook?

i did not know before yesterday

i'm doing research strawpoll.com/6QnMQqM5kne

Screenshot from the NASA Artemis II launch livestream showing the core stage separation from a camera on the rocket.

What a fucking shot holy shit

Realis A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker

REALIS, the science fantasy TTRPG I’ve been working on for the last five years, is now live on Kickstarter!

55 Player Classes
150+ NPC Classes
29 Factions
20 Example Moons of Realis
GMing and Prep Guidance
Over 100 incredible illustrations from 17 artists!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden [a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"] Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money" [a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KÖPAS FÖR PENGAR"] Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

these? like freezer door strips or flaps

Glydr - A New Dimension of Control YouTube video by GLYDR

Glydr - A New Dimension of Control

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wnC...

trans people actually gain a holographic sheen and increase in rarity for 24hrs if you give us money

ko-fi.com/basicallilexi

ily!!!!!!!!!!

niki and barley at a hotel pool in 2021. niki has facial hair and an all time bad hair situation and knew they were unhappy but couldn’t figure out why

niki in 2026, growing through their transition, still holding barley. sun shining on their face. life not perfect but so much happier to be in their own skin and to explore and stretch it.

happy tdov! it is very scary but you can make the changes you wish to see more quickly than you realize and it will make your life immeasurably better i love u 🏳️‍⚧️

this rocks. i cannot wait to hear about this

Realis Kickstarter: April 1-30, 2026. A squat frog person smokes a cigar in a sci-fi airport while their berserker companion looks at them with bemused disapproval.

Realis—the debut TTRPG by @austinwalker.bsky.social—arrives this Wednesday, April 1 (no foolin') in a Kickstarter campaign that will run til the end of the month! Bookmark the pre-launch page today to get notified when it goes live: www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru... | featured art by @aurahack.ca

what's wrong

real

did you know that there’s a movie called “greenland 2”

niki wearing a cropped williams racing soccer jersey, blue underwear, and blue jeans

let’s go weeyums