Those be some fine bird pictures.

/cc @micheleclamp.com

Inhale the aromas. 🤣

When I grow up I want to run a Minecraft server.

I am 52.

🤣

For @axis-of-meh.wtf - we tried mate.

We really did try. 🤣

Many thanks. We salute you both 🫡

Do we think this bed is capable of supporting a 12 point something pound kitten? Asking for a friend. ok. I’m asking for magic puss.

Wait what. You clean tabs at the weekend??

Goodness me. We got so poorly.

So poorly

Andy. You have to live in the most poshest part of Kendall Square ever.

23 years ago @micheleclamp.com and I were placed in the Museum Towers. Good views

Back then, Dr. Eric Lander would to mock our zip code, and our local restaurant choices.

Project Hail Mary PG-13 2026 • 2h 36m • Drama IMDb 8.5 / 10 95% A science teacher wakes up alone on a spaceship. As his memory returns, he uncovers a mission to stop a mysterious substance killing Earth's sun and that an unexpected friendship may be the key.

Update on ChromaMagic v4.

So, @micheleclamp.com and I went to see Project Hail Mary (open day) 20th March.

I sat next to some young high school kids

The cinema was packed, they love the Ryan Gosling. I got very sick, Michele now has it a week later.

V4 is going to be late, Michele is a trooper!

Proper science. Love this!!!

My bakers dozen eye is twitching.

(Someone scarfed a test sample)

I counted, and did a math

11 full size eggs.

22 pieces of epic delicious devil.

~3 hours of effort.

100% nom.

🤣

Always judging.

(AI cut and paste from photo) Due to a nationwide penny shortage, we'll be rounding cash change to the nearest 5 cents. HOW ROUNDING WORKS: Ends in 1¢ or 2¢ → round down to 0¢ Ends in 34 or 4¢ → round up to 5¢ Ends in 5¢ or O¢ → exact change given Ends in 64 or 7¢ → round down to 5¢ Ends in 84 or 9¢ → round up to 10¢

So. Who’s ready to make mega money here?

(Alt text, shonky photo outside our supermarket, plus AI)

A shit-eating grin?

(This was why I wasn’t allowed my own byline)

I put this up as a gag on the corporate website a few months back. It was kinda funny then.

It’s no longer funny.

Thanks for ringing the bell on this Jeff, it’s all really starting to piss me off now.

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Yesterday's news about the Pi 5 16GB being $299.99 was *not* an April Fool's joke (sadly)—DRAM pricing is killing the hobby SBC market, and it's not just Raspberry Pi that's affected.

I wrote more on my blog, here: www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2026/dr...

Serious talk. How long exactly do strokes last for? Asking for a friend.

Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry!!

Art.

The thread. It’s art. Historical art.

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Imagine, of all days.

This is the day Jerry takes a day off…

The bit here is. @jcsalterego.bsky.social hasn’t seen the true power of an open protocol yet.

Streamed here on nasa telly, only physically cried proper tears about five times before and during launch. Beyond cool.

I mean, the wolves way are less scary than catching the COVID and surviving on Fleischsalat 🤣

My personal fave is the “print off, scribble illegible notes in blue pen, take photo of print off, and text it to you @ 130x140px” energy.

(This has actually happened)

Big UNIVAC energy. 🤣

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I encourage everyone to take a print of this image and put it next to your desk. Every time your sophisticated pipeline conks out, you can say with full confidence that this is fine.

You got this. 🤣

Awww! Thanks for smashing a ❤️ @jay.bsky.team, it means a whole lot! I’ve literally been ruminating all day over quite what to say.

Sending all y’all a giant bucket of kindness and positivity to share with the whole team from over here in Massachusetts.

I’ve been looking for a way to explain to folks what is happening, and why “the AI” isn’t always the big bad all the time.

Sure mega tech is trying to ruin it, but real wholesome work is happening in AI.

What Jay and team, along with many others are building for us will make our network stronger.