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Posts by Tom Hawking

@sidlowe.bsky.social hey Sid! i was the one who asked the question about how you learned Spanish and developed such a love for Spain, and i just want to say thanks for such a lovely answer :)

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

Parseword #77
⚡️ 30s
💎 Perfect
🪵 Secret Found

6 days ago 0 0 0 0

That’s right bish

Parseword #75
⚡️ 25s
💎 Perfect

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Oh my God, not a subtle but pointed statement with their attire! How will Trump survive???

2 weeks ago 83 14 5 0

if ever a sentence needed an "allegedly" it's that one but I guess that only gets deployed as a crude libel defense

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of course, the weird orange make-up was just sandtrout all along

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the guy who invented Wordle has a new game—they're cryptic crossword clues, basically, so right up my alley

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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had to think about this one a bit!
Parseword #65
⏱️ 3m21s
⭐️ No Hints
🌍 Secret Found

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Bondi, beached

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Oh so now copyright matters.

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Parseword #64
⚡️ 45s
💎 Perfect

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from an AP report about an ICE detention facility. these people are legitimately fucking evil

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

shading for the people who rush to install mods that make female characters "more beautiful"

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Parseword #47
⏱️ 1m52s
💎 Perfect
🐰 1 Easter Egg Found
🥚 Learn Mode

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The CIA once trained cats to be Cold War spies Project Acoustic Kitty went about as well as you’d expect.

"The 60s were a wild time for the CIA. When they weren’t dosing each other with acid or trying to use exploding cigars to kill Fidel Castro, they were exploring other novel approaches to espionage, like Project Acoustic Kitty."
😼🐈‍⬛🐈🕵🏼‍♂️ #CatSpies #CIA #ColdWar #CatsOfBluesky

By @thawking.bsky.social 👏🏼

1 month ago 5 1 0 1

it will always amuse me that there is a v gothic looking person whose name is literally "Me A Goth"

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
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these fucking people

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idk if anyone else is doing these pseudo-cryptics, but yr boi is Parseword #44
⚡️ 27s
⭐️ No Hints

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#thoughtsandprayers

1 month ago 1 1 1 0

update: still true

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

well i'm sure that nothing at all bad will come of blowing up the Ayatollah

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MY BEST FRIEND'S FROM POLAND HE HAS 16 KNIVES

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

you are the absolute fucking best. thank you for this. <3

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

i don't know why i'm at all surprised, but even so, it's wild that literally no one in the entire cesspool of US conservatism has ever managed to articulate an objection to Bad Bunny except "he speaks Spanish"

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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obv no one expects Twitter to be anything other than Nazi bullshit in 2026, but even so—but there's not even an attempt at a citation for this "millions" claim here. nothing. just magical thinking and a determined adherence to never having fun, ever

2 months ago 2 0 2 0

bad bunny is a generational talent, that was awesome, and the people whose minds are too narrow and clenched to appreciate that are sad cases.

2 months ago 32 6 2 0
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that show was super fun, and it came w the added bonus of conservatives having somehow managed to make the NFL a bastion of "wokeness"

American football is a stupid fkn sport, tho

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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better question: can 30% compounding interest ever be anything but predatory and morally wrong?

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it seemed v skeptical of "mule" for some reason

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