@sidlowe.bsky.social hey Sid! i was the one who asked the question about how you learned Spanish and developed such a love for Spain, and i just want to say thanks for such a lovely answer :)
Posts by Tom Hawking
Parseword #77
⚡️ 30s
💎 Perfect
🪵 Secret Found
That’s right bish
Parseword #75
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Oh my God, not a subtle but pointed statement with their attire! How will Trump survive???
if ever a sentence needed an "allegedly" it's that one but I guess that only gets deployed as a crude libel defense
of course, the weird orange make-up was just sandtrout all along
the guy who invented Wordle has a new game—they're cryptic crossword clues, basically, so right up my alley
had to think about this one a bit!
Parseword #65
⏱️ 3m21s
⭐️ No Hints
🌍 Secret Found
Bondi, beached
Oh so now copyright matters.
Parseword #64
⚡️ 45s
💎 Perfect
from an AP report about an ICE detention facility. these people are legitimately fucking evil
shading for the people who rush to install mods that make female characters "more beautiful"
Parseword #47
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🐰 1 Easter Egg Found
🥚 Learn Mode
"The 60s were a wild time for the CIA. When they weren’t dosing each other with acid or trying to use exploding cigars to kill Fidel Castro, they were exploring other novel approaches to espionage, like Project Acoustic Kitty."
😼🐈⬛🐈🕵🏼♂️ #CatSpies #CIA #ColdWar #CatsOfBluesky
By @thawking.bsky.social 👏🏼
it will always amuse me that there is a v gothic looking person whose name is literally "Me A Goth"
these fucking people
idk if anyone else is doing these pseudo-cryptics, but yr boi is Parseword #44
⚡️ 27s
⭐️ No Hints
update: still true
well i'm sure that nothing at all bad will come of blowing up the Ayatollah
MY BEST FRIEND'S FROM POLAND HE HAS 16 KNIVES
you are the absolute fucking best. thank you for this. <3
i don't know why i'm at all surprised, but even so, it's wild that literally no one in the entire cesspool of US conservatism has ever managed to articulate an objection to Bad Bunny except "he speaks Spanish"
obv no one expects Twitter to be anything other than Nazi bullshit in 2026, but even so—but there's not even an attempt at a citation for this "millions" claim here. nothing. just magical thinking and a determined adherence to never having fun, ever
bad bunny is a generational talent, that was awesome, and the people whose minds are too narrow and clenched to appreciate that are sad cases.
that show was super fun, and it came w the added bonus of conservatives having somehow managed to make the NFL a bastion of "wokeness"
American football is a stupid fkn sport, tho
better question: can 30% compounding interest ever be anything but predatory and morally wrong?
it seemed v skeptical of "mule" for some reason