you absolutely cannot tell the differenceat bsky icon size lol

vector art illustration on a pink background: a little cartoon ansel head, with a square jaw, big ears, blue eyes and dirty blond hair, repeated three times: first with big aviator glasses, then clubmaster-style browline glasses, then no glasses

i have been deep in a terrible Personal Branding fugue state for weeks now as i prepare to launch the new ansel dot tv v26.5, so very little real art work has been getting done, but i did vectorize & update my little selfie guy and that's something

if you have NOT been diagnosed french do NOT post oui oui baguette jokes they are not FOR you

unboxing content

Years ago it would've been controversial for me to say Peter Griffin wears chinos. Now it's incredibly de rigueur and everyone loves saying it constantly

I'm moonscrolling

they keep it pretty quiet but by nasa policy each astronaut is allowed one (1) doober during radio blackouts

hi mom

who's tripping over their own untied shoelaces this time

i got a real implication... of a laugh comin on

I’m David Hockney and this is bouncy castle full of bees

pitchfork tweet: Cast your final votes in Kid A vs. OK Computer on Instagram stories now, and thanks for playing

is this peak pitchfork x.com/pitchfork/st...

when democrats talk about their "friends across the aisle," believe them

Guy came up to me today. This guys a real piece of work. Got the roaming countenance of a vanguard. You know the type. Anyways, get this, keep mind i can see right thru this guy. The man's got a nature most disquieted, dude. Plain as day. So he comes up and keep in mind im not buying it but he goes

last night i dreamed that i was exploring a beautiful old house, but couldn't get the lights on. finally i discovered that all the light bulbs, in very socket, had been unscrewed by like a quarter-turn. i reseated all the bulbs, flipped the switch, and everything lit up like luigi's mansion

when there's a new @baybayfriend.bsky.social post

i figured this had to be an apple crowd, no disrespect to columbia sportswear

remember what they stole from you

not at all. i think he operates like some of the genious dealmaker guys i've met, doing things like texting people their own name so it's at the top of the convo, then deleting all his texts later the same day. solid chance most convos with anybody begin with "WHO IS THIS"

weird how you said this before and yet never once actually put yourself between the feds and the people you love so much

what a painful time to be sober

thank you, should have done this a long time ago

screenshot of a bluesky preference panel showing "Autoplay videos and GIFs" turned off

every day's a beautiful day to go to "Settings" > "Content and media" and turn off "Autoplay videos and GIFs"

how many times are you going to post this

that's crazy

barack obama is not my friend. tim cook is not my friend. not even the mayor of minneapolis is my friend. *sniffling* sorry this is just a lot to process all at once

wym, the character created entirely to look evil & swing two lightsabers at once who barely speaks doesn't make for a compelling origin story???

If you want to live where there is an overabundance of free parking at every place you could possibly visit, move back to Ham Lake. If you want to live in a city, then start acting like it

Took my mom to the Lexington in St. Paul for her birthday and the hallway to the bathroom had a bunch of framed pictures including this one of Garrison Keillor which is a real doozy as the kids say.

you know man, i support alt text. i do alt text. i flipped the little toggle so i have to write something for alt text before i post. i do not think attempting to shame & ridicule strangers for ableism is the right way to spread this gospel