Ha ha, gottem! His impeccable record is forever tarnished by this outrageous act. This is his tan suit moment, his potatoe moment, his Howard Dean scream moment. This is the worse thing he’s done since the two ice cream scoop tragedy.
Games were harder back then. Elden Ring players don’t know how easy they have it tbh, nobody trying to shank them mid run.
It would be if it wasn’t already taken by that steel beam.
All’s well that ends well.
Modern scholars believe it was indeed an Opel that he got off done deal. From a purely historical standpoint it is regarded as highly unlikely that he went through the lengthy process of importing his own car.
Head of Emoji at Apple John Lithgow and a hairy creature.
Classic psyop. This is the head of emoji at Apple with a known associate. Don’t ask me for my sources.
On the bright side, it’s significantly better than Warning: Yellow Rain
At these prices the best thing you can do if you get swept down a river is reach for whatever you can find, your shoe if you must, and start panning.
“ultimately it's up to each of us as citizens to speak out against injustice, protect our basic freedoms, and hold our government accountable”
Bad news everyone, it’s our fault. We forgot to press the magic accountability button.
He spoke with the White House? Anybody there in particular? Sounds like he got stuck in an automated help line.
When we think back to these times just remember that democratic leadership spent their morning chatting on the phone while their constituents were being shot on the streets.
They must be using the local version of “grand” instead of the international version.
If they hired a person instead of a chair they might get a more human outlook. Just sayin’.
No, it couldn’t be more clear. The AI will monitor all the criminals, and only the criminals, all the time. Ergo if you are being monitored it’s because the AI has determined you are a criminal. Case closed your honour.
Initially I used to roll my eyes when I heard people saying that the reason the Dems do literally nothing is because they are direct monetary beneficiaries of this messed up situation.
Now I basically agree with it. Pushing back hurts their bank accounts. Simple as that.
Joke’s on us. Fear can’t be the mind killer if the mind is already dead.
I’ve seen the Anti-Coercion Instrument first hand. It’s a video of the European leaders singing “Imagine.”
And it’s devastatingly effective. Just the mere threat of having to sit through it again has me capitulating to their every demand.
Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing. @Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
New Years Resolution: I will NOT step in dog poop while wearing boat shoes.
Status: Failed
Thank you to the Bluesky community for keeping me accountable.
I like to keep the death certificates of my enemies to hand. It makes my self-aggrandizing war stories just that little bit spicier.
I’m sorry but how are zombies even eligible to vote? Who is even advocating for them? That’s five million dead voters steering the course of a nation.
I think this adds an element of grandeur to the whole affair. Makes it feel appropriate.
In fact if they insist on this Lemass nonsense they should go the whole hog and name it the Count Sean Lemass International Airport.
This is quite possible but I’m more leaning on the side of a liar convincing an apathetic, useless waste of a vote to capitulate yet again.
They know Johnson is not acting in good faith but they’re so used to doing literally nothing that when the shit hits the fan it’s all they can think of.
Bloke in a Hermes jacket carrying a Hermes box but it’s not the Hermes you’re thinking of! It’s the beddy courier! Omg lol.
I can see it. Congrats!
Look, if the grift comes tumbling down without the grifter-in-chief at the helm then there is no amount of money that is unreasonable. They could offer a hundred trillion and it would make perfect sense.
You can have a big slice of nothing or a tiny slice of the greatest con on earth.
The Monaco GP should fit into a YouTube short. That’ll bring them in in droves.
A photo of a 2003 Porsche 911 Turbo with covers over the headlights to get rid of fried egg look.
Someone fixed the 996. #winning #weirdcars
A photo of the cover of a book with the tagline “How the Non-Artist, in 52 Weekly Lessons, Can Become Proficient or At Least Fully Appreciative”
I would like to invite everyone here to enjoy the tagline of this book as much as I did.
I just know that a stamp collecting vid is now going to autoplay in the background when I’m not paying attention, start to finish, I’ll accidentally click like and subscribe while unlocking my phone and that’s it, I’ll have to uninstall YouTube.
I accidentally clicked a video about stamp collecting on YouTube. RIP to my feed.
Shur back then I used to run a boutique punt service for some well to do families who didn’t want to go to the Euro. They’d pay me in punts and I’d shop for them in euros. Triple the price of course but everyone was happy. They were the days.