Wtf? What was more important? Cleaning the tubes?

Our FDC took a solid 45 minutes to process a call for fire during a TIC

HERETIC

I had a bee fly up my nose when I was running.

I still sleep in it.

Trump is a weak man, but before his dementia got in the way, he had a certain base cunning. That’s why his current cabinet sucks so hard. He wanted to surround himself with weaker people who could not summon the gumption to work against him.

My assessment, at least. YMMV.

Holy shit. Also puts to rest questions about the recording speed.

‘I’ll puke if that jukebox plays John Cougar one more time.’

This is one of the greatest song lyrics of all time and I say that as a Hoosier.

Y’all doing the Lord’s work.

Right as the anesthesia was hitting and the doctor was getting ready to start the...ahem...insertion...

I looked over my shoulder and said, 'jokes on you, doc. I'm into this shit.' Then I passed out.

This smells like potato juice.

Have you met my dog, Sophie? She could get outsmarted by a box of rocks.

Who amongst us?

Well, Snax has been seen wearing this outfit. Might be a tuxie-tortie alliance.

This is not the Army Way.

EIB pace there, brother.

Ticket tape parades are cheap. A fully funded VA system might cause a billionaire to only be able to afford 2 yachts.

Mandani carries a Dragon gunner approach march load.

a man with his eyes closed looks at the camera ALT: a man with his eyes closed looks at the camera

The Swiss Guard:

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

Can we talk about the alignment between the church and local kings during LATE FUCKING ANTIQUITY

Each book gets more and more intense.

Plus Donut is awesome.

YOU SMELL LIKE MOON, MOM.

Ginger and I are both fans.

Next book restoration project.

It’s an IPA, so it leads to the dark side.