Does this man listen to himself speak?

My Tomodachi Life island has Satoru Iwata and Sebastian Vettel living together, forming the unstoppable bromance known as Iwattel. Alex Albon is in a love triangle with Miles Edgeworth and Franziska von Karma, and Carlos Sainz is trying to find a cure for the hiccups. Satori Island is a fun place.

I'm in the States or I would pick him up in a heartbeat. Please give Segata Sanshiro all the hugs.

It's not a great fighting game, but it's fun and has that cheesy '90s anime charm that I love so very very much.

A self-proclaimed Sega fan disliking anything not Sonic? They were very wrong and very loud about it. The Genesis, Saturn, and Dreamcast have quite a few good games that are not Sonic or made by Sonic Team. I actually like AM2 better than Sonic Team because of Takenobu Mitsuyoshi.

What makes this whole situation even worse is that it's freaking ALPINE and the one who really needs to go is the one in charge of that outfit. At the risk of sounding repetitive: BRIATORE SHOULD BE IN PRISON.

I'm waiting for the full version to bring in my driver Miis. Until then, they're probably playing Wii bowling or something.

@benstylus.bsky.social You know, Godzilla might just be enough to pull me away from Team 55. Your move, Williams.

Regarding Smash Bros.: agreed. I love the series. I am a ride-or-die HAL Laboratory fangirl. It breaks my heart to see such a large and vocal group of people dedicated to siphoning the fun out of a game. With this and the horrible actions of some of them, I understand how the enjoyment is gone.

New Ghostbusters II needed co-op.

2/But it's already not looking good and it's frustrating because JV talked a big game for 2026. I bought into the hype in more ways than one. 💸 Team 55 needs to go from Powered by Sparkles to Powered by Spite and get Weeyums to get it together PDQ.

1/Re: George, I think he's a jerk and a tool. As for Isack, innocent until proven guilty I guess. Heard he was a bit of a jerk in F2, but seems to have mellowed out a bit. I despise Red Bull a little less this season since 2 of their worst people are outta there. I want Carlos and Alex to do well...

On the subject of imports: Pulseman. You can get a Switch and NSO for your whole dang family and still come about $100 ahead vs. buying an original Mega Drive copy. And you don't have to worry about possibly getting a bootleg. Source: me. I bought Pulseman in 2006.

Yeah, this season is gonna suck. I already don't like George because I think he's an 🫏🛍 so I'm probably going to check out early from the eff wan. Going from go weeyums to NOOOOO! weeyums 😭 in no time flat didn't help. On the bright side, I might be becoming an Isack Hadjar fan.

I did this for each character back in the day. Those S3&K save files stand as proof of my insanity as long as the flash memory holds out.

a woman sitting in front of a window with blinds on Alt: Yup

Big fluffy fire dog wins this one. Looking forward to seeing an abundance of Arcanine plushies being waved around by the Tifosi.

We need fluffiness!

Arcanine is fluffy! We need fluffiness!

Midlife crisis: confirmed. (Ew.)

This means someone needs to ask the very important question: who is Sir Lewis' favorite Pokémon? Every Pokémon is someone's favorite (probably)

Yay! Another Albono fan 🐈‍⬛
Hoping to see Alex on the podium this upcoming season.
I want to see Williams come in like "HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!" and frighten the Big Four a little.

Can confirm Panel de Pon is a great way to (attempt to) decompress.

That Mario 3 GBA cart is very much a bootleg. 👢

@benstylus.bsky.social today's dispatch from the Good Side of the Internet

If I recall correctly, Jak X on PS2 could mess up your memory card. Thankfully this was fixed in the Greatest Hits version.

That's a face only a mother can love, and even that's debatable.

He really is a piece of crap.

I would probably laugh so hard I'd trip and smack my face on the machine. Worth it.
I can't even listen to the Williams podcast at work because Carlos and Alex are silly.

Thanks for sharing. Subscribed! Apparently he got to have a quick chat with Sebastian Vettel back in 2022, which is awesome.

I think Carlos is going to want to win his WDC fair and square, on his own merits, with a solid car and trying to avoid drama to the best of his ability.