*rolls in* my bad y'all I like died or something but I'm awake I'm alive.

That's it. I don't use it in my personal life anymore. I don't use it save to market my books. And only bc that's where readers are. We are small businesses. If people want us to stop using it, then they need to stop being there.

I'll be crocin until I'm dead, and then yall better bury me in them. 🤣🤣🤣

At the beach right now like oh I should take promo photos for my tentacle book...

Does this instead. 🤣

This. I think some people are missing the point that you have to be where readers are and with tiktok you could just pop up at random for the casual. Until readers move to other platforms we still have to stay if we want reads.

I hate using Meta apps, but it feels unavoidable if I want to promote my books. You have to be where the readers are, and this is my career. I can't just stop marketing on there.

Apparently tiktok isn't getting banned??? But I already have over a dozen unhinged videos drafted I planned to post before Sunday so ... gonna post them anyways. Fuck it.

Hello to everyone who's first impression of me comes from bluesky - you're missing out on a lot of lore and chaos. If you like raccoon chaos, paranormal erotic romance books, and fat bodies being worshipped, come find me!

If you don't follow me on tiktok then you're missing out on my final spiral into weirdness.

The raccoon in me says FUCK ZUCK but then the two business brain cells pop up and remind me we can't buy snackies and pens without money and Meta is where the readers can find me...

It's been 36 hours since we had heat in our house and I have accepted my fate to become a raccoon-icle. A frozen little treat filled with smut and monster energy drinks.

Me, googling : how long does a dead body stay warm.

My fbi agent : this is for book research, right???

Me : ... ... ... yes ... ... ... totally for book research ...

You don't got the adhd do you 🤣 bc the much caffeine makes the brain say DO ALL THE THINGS IN 30 MINUTES SO WE CAN NAP.

Other people : OH NO NOT MY TIKTOK
me, who hasn't had a good video in over a year : you wanna fuck a bear?

Me in japan at 7 eleven with a monster, a milk tea, a latte, and an Aquarius 🤣

Zooooomies

If you can't decide between a flavored energy drink and a hot yummy latte, why not have both?

The image says ... #Pokemon Fact: When three Magnemite link together to become Magneton, their brains also combine...but they don't get any smarter. Reply: me hanging out with my other dumb ass friends

ME AF.

Introducing my new little buddy, FidgetBandit!

Just saw on threads that talking about medical conditions is part of the restricted content warning for January 2025 ... so you know, as a disabled autoimmune chronically ill girly, this is fun.

Yesssss

There are some people who don't even own books. 👀

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Where are the stylophiles? Looking for the journaling besties. The bujo-ers. I need to find my people. Come to me. Let's talk pens and journals. I found my 2025 bujo and I need to scream about it.

Sometimes I stand at my bookshelf and lovingly caress my books, and if that makes me weird, well, what else is new.

I am twirling. Spinning. SPIRALING.

Typical Tuesday Behavior.

PINNING THIS!!! COME GET YOUR PLUS SIZE ROMANCE READS!

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