No Jacket Roquied Phil Colins

Hey Phil can we get a weather check for the twin cities

I saw a dog that reminded me of juniper today 🥰🥰🥰

it's only wednesday??

omg I would be inconsolable!!!!

They had an accent expert come to our dorm in college to guess where we were from and he swore up and down I was from the south. Nah, fam, I'm from the SOUTH side. (and I'm one generation removed from the Second Great Migration)

I do not remember this happening in the movie.

I can't watch this right now and it's causing me physical pain

Hello police? I’d like to report an architectural crime.

A digital illustration in simple outlines and flat textured color. A man with a white mustache wearing a sun hat is pushing an ice cream cart with bells hanging from the handle. Along with pictures of popsicles, text on the side and front of the cart reads ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’

on metra close enough

same fam!

This is also yet another example of why charity doesn’t replace taxing the hell out of them.

we need to gerrymander state boundaries

if we play our cards right we can probably drop the number of republican senators to 10ish

MUNETAKA MURAKAMI HOMERS FOR A 4TH STRAIGHT GAME!

you're always invited over for Malort <3

I don't like putting pictures of my kids on the open internet because y'all are weirdos but there's an adorable picture of #babybrother holding a sign he wrote that just says "Balls". I'm so proud of him because he's shitposting at a first grade level.

If Dick Tips married Ed Balls, he'd be Dick Tips-Balls.

I've been obsessed with Alexander skarsgard since True Blood so I'm gonna watch it. From reading the book i can just IMAGINE those moments lol

Need to see it and also finish the book it’s based off of

Tie.

Why didn’t he go by Richard

a man in an orange sweater says no in a yellow sticker Alt: prince wearing an orange sweater and saying "no!"

i can't believe it's been 10 years already. 🥺

Literally everything they do smh

Every Chicago team is embarrassing but the reinsdorf teams really take the cake.

Imagine thinking that the reinsdorfs “plan” things. Lmao.

Please don’t ask me for help and then tell me I’m wrong. Like don’t do it fam.

At the point in my life where I just let people be loud and wrong. Go ahead smh.

I love nonsense so I was very entertained and Denzel is so charming he’s fun to watch.

I love all the equalizers, perfect airplane movies and I mean that in a positive way.

Remember this like it was yesterday. I was on the reference desk looking sad and an older Black man walked by and said how much of a shame it was. I appreciated his commiseration.