how many words of smut are too many words of smut

After dropping my phone into a ravine and losing all my apps and stuff, I have returned to the socials.

Umbridge is such a heinous evil bitch

"Why haven't we slept together yet?"
Draco asks her, as they drink to celebrate another win at court.

The question sits heavily between them, and he watches avidly for any cracks in her armor, any signs of shock.

He's disappointed.

"Well," Hermione ponders, swirling the tequila in its glass.

Lunch Date 🫖

Puritan Draco is my guilty pleasure. I love when he gets all flustered!

#Dramione

New art 💞 Trying a few different things in my coloring process #dramione #dhrart

THE HANDMAIDS TALE IS BREAKING ME IN HALF

also i need i crave i deserve more dramione car sex

smut that makes you cry is the very best kind

better apparate to mummy and daddy right now pal

luna’s dress to the Christmas party is my faveee

today has felt like four years squeezed into 24 hours

this week every year (4/26-5/4) is consistently the very, very worst week and 2025 is no exception

THIS IS THE BEST CHAPTER EVER

THEY ARE SOOOOOO

ohhhhhhhhh he is so

this is so dark and mysterious and sexy omg

my heart just flopped out of my chest

the new episode of the handmaid’s tale has me crying at my desk at work

at all costs, part ten: greedy is now live on ao3!

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/616579...

turns out I’m reading neither - it’s time for La Stagione della Rovina by Hypothetically

archiveofourown.org/works/631399...

just rode my motorcycle alone for the first time so maybe I’ll do a ride or die reread

Need to find me a Beltane party like this tbh

should I read the affair or this bitter end next

oh my stars 🥵🥵🥵

Lights, Camera, Attraction

▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|• 0:10

nerdy-erotic-audio-actor boy meets confident-only-fans-performer girl

[sex worker pansy] [professor neville] [angst] [kinda hidden identity] [lots of nsfw goodness] [hurt/comfort] [love!!!!]

#pnvlightscamera

Just read this entire thing from the start and i am SCARED

I did unfortunately have a guy I’ve known since the 8th grade tell me he’s always been in love with me right after saying he’s so glad I’m engaged. So that was less fun.