This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated.

I'm gonna pull out my tampon
and start thrashing around.

also

The girl said, "Oh oh oh, oh my God"
Charlie's dick was frozen hard.
But she said she never felt it
maybe Charlie's dick melted.

So cool to see Integrity splash down as the Artemis II mission nears its end. Congratulations to the crew and all the teams that made it possible!

A map displaying the path taken on a motorcycle trip to Key West, FL.

A map displaying the return trip by motorcycle across the USA.

An approximation of the motorcycle route.

Longest car ride was Seattle, WA to Naples, FL with a return going to Huntington Beach, CA and then back to Seattle, WA.
Longest motorcycle trip was from the Northwestern most point of WA State to the Southernmost point of the USA mainland (Key West, FL) and then a zig-zaggy trip back to Seattle.

My Underground?

Digital.

There were a couple books I was too young to fully enjoy. I read Dune around age 10 or 11 and found it boring. Around 30 it was riveting. Asimov's Foundation series found me dropping it mid-way through book one at 11 or 12. Couple years later in Jr. High... I burned through them.

Video board displaying a goal being scored by a player on the Seattle Thunderbirds hockey team.

Video board displaying players celebrating the game winning goal for the Seattle Thunderbirds hockey team.

Seattle Thunderbirds players celebrating on the ice rink with their sticks in the air.

The Thunderbirds win it in OT!!! Scored by Schmidt, assisted by Dunn and Mrtka @ 4:38 of the OT period! What a game!
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#Woooooooo #LetsGoBirds
#Fishonabike #FishAndChips

This game is going to OT!
Total SOG at the end of the 3rd is Tbirds 37, Chiefs 26.
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#LetsGoBirds!!

The Thunderbirds tie it at 3! Lovsin goal, assisted by Mayes and Grammer @ 11:42!!
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#Woooooooo #LetsGoBirds!!
#Fishonabike #FishAndChips

Spokane takes the lead @ 4:21.
3-2
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#LetsGoBirds

2nd period ended with a total SOG of Tbirds 26, Chiefs 16.

Chiefs tie the game at 2-2 early in the 3rd with a PP goal @ 2:08.
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#LetsGoBirds

Selfie overlooking a hockey rink with my spouse.

Great night for a hockey game with my ride or die.
#LetsGoBirds #Fishonabike #FishAndChips

The Tbirds find the back of the net again! Scored by Pekar, assisted by Hocher @ 11:59! 2-1
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#Woooooooo #LetsGoBirds!! #Fishonabike #FishAndChips

She was, and still is, a very kind and supportive woman.

End of the first period and it's tied up, 1-1.
SOG Tbirds 19 Chiefs 13.
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#LetsGoBirds

The Thunderbirds first goal of the night!! Scored by Cumby, assisted by Gard at 15:58!
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#LetsGoBirds!! #Fishonabike #FishAndChips

The Chiefs get on the board first. Power play goal at 11:38 in the game.
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#LetsGoBirds!

Video board for the Seattle Thunderbirds with their logo and the logo of the opposing team, the Spokane Chiefs.

Time for some hockey!
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#LetsGoBirds!! #Fishonabike #FishAndChips

Thank you, Senator.

Hard pass on President Newsom.

The #TBirds fall in OT. Final score 2-3. The Tbirds still pick up an important point in the standings.
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#LetsGoBirds #Fishonabike

Schmidt finds the back of the net at 14:26, assisted by England and Dunn!! Tied at 2 with 3:55 left in the 3rd period.
SOG total: Tbirds 27 Giants 16
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#LetsGoBirds!! #Fishonabike

The THUNDERBIRDS first goal of the night! Scored by Cumby, unassisted at 19:32!!
Period 2 ends Tbirds 1 Giants 2.
SOG total: Tbirds 15 Giants 12
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#LetsGoBirds! #Fishonabike

Giants score their 2nd goal. Scored at 7:45.
SOG so far: Tbirds 11 Giants 8.
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#LetsGoBirds #Fishonabike

Giants score first against the Tbirds at 14:24 in the 1st period. @seattletbirds.bsky.social #LetsGoBirds!

Brightly lit four-sided video board displaying the teams playing hockey.

Almost time for puck drop between the Seattle Thunderbirds @seattletbirds.bsky.social and Vancouver Giants! #LetsGoBirds!! #Fishonabike

I think the only thing a car alarm really did for me was lower my insurance a smidge.

C'mon Kraken... Get it back!

What a finish!