I just remembered Marvel makes all those movies. Truly forgot they existed for one to three years. Surely they're still releasing them by the shovelful. What's coming up, AstroGuy 2? The Bungee: Revenge? This One Has Two Girls Not Just One? The One With CliffNotes Attached? The Gang Defeats Dahkmag?
Okay but she has the best/worst refusing-to-laugh face of the bunch. (But gird yourself for Mel Geidryc's in season 2.)
a'ight, imma head out
losing a war feels way better than i always imagined it would
BIRD FIGHT BIRD FIGHT BIRD FIGHT
The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.
extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf
They emerge, seeming resolved. He pulls away and she sits in her truck a few minutes, recovering from whatever just happened as her blinkers wink, wink, wink at me through the window.
They're gesticulating wildly. Things seem dire, but I know they're on the same team now. They both climb in the back of his truck and close the doors. Are they going postal on one another? Is this a sordid fling happening in my driveway? Do they hear a bomb beeping?
A postman just pulled up to my mailbox and started desperately flipping through all his packages and bags like a squirrel trying to find a lost nut. A second mail truck pulls up and beep beeps at him. They get out and I think they're gonna come to fistacuffs. Then she starts squirreling in his bags.
It's hardly even science fiction. It's hardly anything.
Before Anne McCaffrey, there were dragons. After her, there were DRAGONS.
I dunno the immense feeling of relief when a meeting is canceled is what I assume doing heroin feels like
An old orange cat sits, unrepentantly, atop the open book I was reading
can't read, too cat
All we need is interspecies slice of life in space
Yes, the characters have a lot of potential. I especially wanted to see more of Sam developing a mentorship with The Doctor. Let them just Have Relationships and Learn Lessons!
Starfleet isn't "good," but I felt like it might eventually find it's footing if it wasn't trying so hard to be Hip and Edgy
Cinnamon teel out at the Ridgefield National Wildlife Refuge. Great expedition with @sallyfisherprice.bsky.social.
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
A 13-year-old girl tried to take her life by cutting her wrists with a plastic knife from the cafeteria after guards took away drawing materials, and was put into isolation without seeing a doctor. The teen was deported to Colombia after nearly two months in confinement
Cow Tools cartoon (The Far Side), except with a drawing of a giant blue crab instead of a cow, looking over the tools, possibly handling the lump with handle
Of course.
You think I'm enduring this without a little treat? You think I'm going to the lab for the 17th time this month while THIRSTY? You think I have resilience and hope and fortitude and ALSO a third hand to hold my own survival coffee?
One thing being a cancer caretaker has taught me is that wheelchairs need cupholders. What do you mean I need to wheel my large adult husband with one hand while gripping my iced coffee with another? Figure it out, Kaiser Permanente
Out on a walk this weekend, I had a pair of Mormon missionaries pull up in their mom's compact SUV and tell me they were heading to church, would I like to come? I could just get in the car and head right to the Lord! Absolutely not, Brother Kidnapper. No thank you, Elder ICE.
I actually think vegans or at least vegetarians would thrive at WinCo the most, as meat is their weakest section imo
D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
I lost X pounds, was the smallest I've ever been, was proud, but told him I was dizzy from not eating much. He said I'd look good if I lost another X pounds, which would be EASY if I cut out dairy products + sugar. If not, he might not be able to resist cheating on me. So I tried. God, I was young.
A man asked me last night what publishing needs to do for literary fiction to begin appealing to men again. I said, as nicely as I could, that, with over 2,000 books published every Tuesday, of which many would appeal to men, it’s not a publishing problem, it’s a men problem.
As a young true believer, I took Armageddon seriously - but also its consequences! I prayed constantly for my unsaved family to come to know the truth and begged god to delay his judgement upon the Earth. Idk how anyone reads Jesus' words but doesn't find warmongering to be, well, anti-christ.
