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Posts by Julien Celine

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

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There’s no such thing as prediction markets. That’s just a fancy word for gambling

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Despite the changing lineups, the album sounds really cohesive. It’s at least as dear to me as Kind of Blue!

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I hate living in interesting times.

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We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

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Molly Lambert
@mollylambert
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App
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Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent
When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source
The Sun
@TheSun • Jan 18, 2019
'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend
thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s.
8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
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Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android
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Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

2 months ago 6335 1773 66 105

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

4 weeks ago 35243 8896 324 260

Keep your snacks close. Your friends and enemies will sort themselves out.

1 month ago 160 58 0 1

Are you following @rabihalameddine.bsky.social ?

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elton john: ♫hold me closer tiny dancer

tiny dancer: *hanging onto elton’s pant leg* ᵒʰ ˢʰⁱᵗ ᵒʰ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

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As the dogs and bees continued their attack, I tried in vain to remember my favorite things.

5 months ago 206 57 4 1
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Drummer van dienst was Stephan van der Meijden. Verder: puike recensie van een puik concert. Graag meer Bettie Serveert op Belgische (festival)podia!

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Mine was Prospero’s Books, by the same director whose name I can’t be bothered to look up

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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

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I hope this guy feels as awful as he’s looking

2 months ago 30 1 1 0

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

2 months ago 6030 1171 68 43
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Wow. Then DEFINITELY stop defending someone who doesn’t think you have the right to exist

2 months ago 1 0 1 1

I read the tweets I’m talking about. They were about trans people in general, not about specific ones guilty of crimes. Don’t waste your and my time defending a horrible person

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No she didn’t

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I object to the sanitized version of Rowling’s anti trans activism in this article. It should be mentioned she equated trans women with rapists in multiple tweets.

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Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

3 months ago 361 144 1 5

Looking forward to the eternal comedy of the first anti-Trump president tearing down the ridiculous ballroom, only for the next pro-Trump president to build it again, bigger. Et cetera et cetera.

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Yes! I knew he swore memorably in The Wire, but couldn’t recall how…

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

Donald Trump, or as he’s known these days, ██████ █████

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to improve your afternoon:
here is how to sing the times between 3:01 and 3:30

4 months ago 41 11 0 1
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.

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Stealworkers

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Great recommendation, @asgardroot.bsky.social & thanks for the repost, @andrewmale.bsky.social!

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