*citation needed. especially since this image is very clearly fake

giiirrrrlllll your lips!

probably should have known, as I clicked thru these reskeets liking every one, that I’d come across a person I recognize :)

when people valorize librarians as defenders of the written word and intellectual honesty, I'm sure they're picturing me in this office staring at the ass end of a database and babysitting file uploads

Greedy Peasant is on it

I realized we were at my stop right as the doors closed - then they opened again and I ran out, it’s a Christmas miracle 🙏🏻

A screenshot of a post from user ceej that says hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. Kind of problematic considering all the horrors

the gender binary is so toxic bc why did I just find myself wondering if it’s feminine to wear gloves. fellas is it gay to prevent frostbite

it really is amazing how fast time flies when you’ve got a good spreadsheet going

Trying not to take my kid’s worksheet personally

wow,,,thank u so much

I told him this one and he absolutely lost it

My British father trying to remember the signature dish at Denny’s: “The Big Slam?”

what a concept

I can’t imagine posting a photo of my newborn infant and their full name on the Internet for anyone to see

I’m always saying this

Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Counterpoint: Do

Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC

love this, who’s the artist? 👀

Are all the “murder is always wrong” folks following the Daniel Penny trial? Just curious!

my downstairs neighbor has a Trump Christmas sweater and I don’t know what to do with this information

also Shake Shack

I should text him

holding space for this 🙏🏻

this is Correct

the comment section is rancid. ugh! just leave us alone!

the 2000s indie music revival has taken hold of me I fear

nice nips

if a post annoys me even slightly it’s a mute or block idc. you’re 1. posting about “top 3 Will Ferrell movies” (extremely lame post) and 2. saying your number one is talladega nights??? bye lol

I feel like this was default Fluesky but now people are actually coming here and idk what to do