Was it for a catering order? I gotta cater shit sometimes and corporate absolutely shits when you don’t have itemized receipts

Noem accused these two men of attempted murder. She also cited the incident to accuse Tim Walz and Jacob Frey of criminal conduct for inciting violence against federal officers. It was all a lie. A federal officer had blindly fired his gun into the front door of a house with two young kids inside.

It has come to my attention that not all of you are aware that this exists. So, here it is. It exists. Dozens of channels of randomized music videos and bumpers. Choose your era and return to your childhood. Bookmark it for when you need to escape back.

wantmymtv.vercel.app/player.html

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

Is it weird that this place you keep posting is becoming very homey to me ¿

Every day is new nightmare but I might relocate to Pittsburg and I hear the music scene is good so hey can’t complain

Your muted words the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags

Enough

The Jerk is always a banger

I have never seen a cross-examination go so badly

"When vice is extolled by the name of virtue, so that a man is induced to sin not only without regret but with joy and triumph, and is hardened beyond the modesty of a blush for his enormities, this sort of flattery, I say, has been fatal even to whole kingdoms."

- Plutarch, The Flatterer

Marathon good

Normal People (feat. rei brown) by Joji on Apple Music Song · 2020 · Duration 2:46

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Vibing

VCR technology isnt obsolete, it just hasnt made any advancements in nearly three decades. thats why we here at Sony are proud to annouce our new line of VCRs featuring a whole slate of new buttons, such as PREWIND, SLOW FORWARD, PLAUSE, and STAP

my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?"

Ya gotta learn to read the wildlife broham, you can tech that shit easy

*saves for future reference*

The theory in the paper is that it's not the superhero per se, but that unexpected events in general increase mindfulness and thus pro-social behavior

So act weird and make people behave better.

tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

Diagram of a lunge mine

They should joust with these bad boys

🎵take me home, to the place, I belong🎵

“Jaws of Life”, it’s like Airbud but the shark is a paramedic

“The Holiness of Azederac” by Clark Ashton Smith is the single greatest romance ever put to paper

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

Ramon Marquez mug shot

Ramon Marquez in his CBP Honor Guard uniform

A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse

Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.

Machine Spirits! Cult of mars here we come

This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.