The image shows the grid of potential matches in the Bonkr app - a parody of the Grindr app. The top part shows five profiles online: Finn, Nik, Markus, Alek, and Darryl. The bottom part offers the Bonkr+ service to check out the "Woodport" profiles as a cross promotion for the Eli McKaber comics.
Look at that! Another guy just came online.
Mmmh...
He looks massive. I wonder if...
Should we check out Darryl's profile?
Well, yes and no. The version of Alek we know now is actually much less of an arrogant smartass than he was in his early twenties. Nowadays, he's more of a "I'm the only one who can do this, it all rests on my shoulders" guy. But there's more to his character in the reboot than there was before.
A lot of them are in this industry haha!
Haha thank you! Yes, he's a big big boy :P
I think that's what's annoying about him. He's arrogant, but you can't really hold it against him cause he has the goods to back up the attitude XD
He didn't get the "king of the club" title cause he just happened to have a crown lol
The image is laid out like a NSFW dating app profile for Alek. The profile picture features Alek in front of a mirror, lowering his underwear to partially reveal his massive cock. The bottom part of the image features a bio and Alek's NSFW profile information.
Such a tease! Alek sure knows how to leave us wanting more.
Should we go back to the Bonkr grid and see if we can catch another stud? 👀
Someone's due for a visit at Cabaret Bara!
It's not just about how bulky it is. It's about knowing how to work it to its full potential and giving you the best ride of your life. And knowing how to drive the bike too I suppose.
They're a lot of fun to make!
You'd be surprised how many "collab?" DMs popular creators receive from randos who wanna ride their coat tails xD
The image is laid out like a dating app profile for Alek. The profile picture features Alek sitting on his motorcycle, nonchalantly holding his helmet, and looking at the camera with an aloof expression. His long blond hair is loose and waves down his muscular shoulders and chest. The bottom part of the image features a bio and Alek's profile information.
What would I give to get to ride his motorcycle!? 😭
Should we ask him to unlock his private album for us? 👀
This keeps happening! Must be a bug in the app XD
The image shows the grid of potential matches in the Bonkr app - a parody of the Grindr app. The top part shows four profiles online: Finn, Nik, Markus, and Alek. The bottom part offers the Bonkr+ service to check out the "Woodport" profiles as a cross promotion for the Eli McKaber comics.
Look at that! Another guy just came online.
Mmmh...
He sorta looks like he belongs on the cover of a steamy romance novel.
Should we check out Alek's profile?
The image is laid out like a NSFW dating app profile for Markus. The profile picture features Markus lying down on the sofa and raising his lower back to emphasize his beautiful bubble butt. The bottom part of the image features a bio and Markus's NSFW profile information.
Oh! He's a gentleman in the streets, but a real slut in the sheets.
Should we go back to the Bonkr grid and see if we can catch another stud? 👀
The image is laid out like a dating app profile for Markus. The profile picture features Markus sitting in a lush garden and wearing colorful clothes with a bright bow tie and a hat. He is smiling while looking absent-mindedly at something off camera. The bottom part of the image features a bio and Markus's profile information.
I would personally love to go on all these dates with him. 🌷
Should we ask him to unlock his private album for us? 👀
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Thank you 🥰
Hahaha you might be right 👀
Haha I'm sure he'd appreciate. He gets even less chances to bottom at work.
The image shows the grid of potential matches in the Bonkr app - a parody of the Grindr app. The top part shows only three profiles online: Finn, Nik, and Markus. The bottom part offers the Bonkr+ service to check out the "Woodport" profiles as a cross promotion for the Eli McKaber comics.
Look at that! Another guy just came online.
Mmmh...
He looks so dapper.
Should we check out Markus's profile?
Haha stay tuned for episode 2 XD
I'm gonna go with D) All of the above.
He barely ever gets topped. Poor Nik gets pushed into the top box all the time.
Classic Alek hahaha!
And it's attached to a pretty majestic man too XD
That's the sound of talent right there!
It tends to have that effect on people hehe!
He's working with A LOT hahaha!
Careful not to get hair stuck in your teeth haha!