Desperate DeSantis ‘Begging’ Trump for a New Job The Florida governor has reportedly inquired about his “dream” job, serving on the U.S. Supreme Court.

The Florida governor is “begging” the president for a job in his administration or a spot on the Supreme Court, a new report alleges.

Tell Meta: Eyewear, Not Spywear Meta intends to add facial recognition technology to their glasses so anyone wearing the product can immediately and invisibly identify strangers. Tell Meta: Your glasses shouldn’t know our names. Demand privacy protections today.

Meta intends to add facial recognition technology to their glasses, enabling wearers to identify strangers and violate their privacy.

Tell Meta: Stop spying on us with your eyewear.

Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.

If they wanted to get away with something like this they should have painted the statute brown and raped it.

Screenshot of a tweet by Pop Base (@PopBase) reporting that The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones' Infowars after 17 months of legal battles, with plans to turn it into a parody of itself with support from Sandy Hook families. The post includes a photo of a visibly distressed Alex Jones and the new rainbow-colored Infowars logo.

Karma is a betch, Alex Jones.

New: Baghdad Barbie 🤣

IKR!

Long-standing US allies now all agree that China is more dependable and friendlier than a US under Trump

The Freak-Out at the Top: What the Kash Patel Story Actually Tells Us About This Administration He didn't deny the drinking. He didn't deny the paranoia. He didn't deny the locked doors. He threatened

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FDR had fireside chats. The Anti-Christ Senile Satan will read a pre-recorded 2 Chronicles 7, probably using AI. It was played over a bullhorn during J6.
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New Lego video of drunk Kash Patel just dropped. 😂

American contractors are covering up war crimes in Gaza, and a 2nd whistleblower has come forward to prove it.

David McIntosh is a Royal Marines veteran who worked as a security contractor at Gaza Humanitarian Foundation aid sites.

If Mamdani and Obama singing The Wheels On The Bus with a group of tiny kids doesn't spark some sort of joy in you, I've got nothing for you.

Middle East live: Fragile Israel-Hezbollah truce appears to hold, displaced Lebanese return to south A fragile ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon appeared to hold on Friday, as the Iran-backed Hezbollah militant group also seemed to respect the conditions of the 10-day truce. Meanwhile, Lebanese civilians…

🔴 BREAKING - Live: Trump welcomes Iran's announcement that Strait of Hormuz is fully open to shipping

And has that Israeli lunatic, Netanyahu , stopped bombing Lebanon and removed his IDF rapists from South Lebanon?

CNBC: Democrats could pick up 40 House seats this year

REP. JIM JORDAN: Well, I think we're gonna win because the left, every position they take is crazy


CNBC: There's people who would use that slogan right back against you

Clever, they’re all singing from the same prayer book. Listen to what he’s saying…the mid terms wont be a fait accompli for Dems…the blah, blah, blah and every Republican is saying the exact same thing. They’re in unison - in lock step. They’re messaging to the masses.

That’s their game plan.

Is he being a clever rat and jumping ship early? Or, was there a clash behind the scenes with Billybobmarysue Mullins?

ICE acting director Todd Lyons will resign at end of May, DHS says U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement acting director Todd Lyons, a key executor of President Donald Trump’s mass deportations agenda, will resign at the end of May, federal officials announced Thursday

ICE acting director Todd Lyons will resign at end of May, DHS says U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement acting director Todd Lyons, a key executor of President Donald Trump’s mass deportations agenda, will resign at the end of May, federal officials announced Thursday ...

US State Department restricts visas for those who ‘support adversaries' Trump administration says it has taken action against 26 people 'across our hemisphere' who allegedly undermined US.

Trump administration says it has taken action against 26 people 'across our hemisphere' who allegedly undermined US.

Says it all really…

“The language was vague, never mentioning China or the campaign against drug-trafficking cartels.”

Randy Rep Boebert Gives ‘Horny’ Colleagues Intriguing Advice The Colorado firebrand asked “why is everybody so horny here?”

A MAGA lawmaker who was once caught getting handsy in a theater has called out her colleagues for being “horny.”

The Many 'Miracles' Donald Trump Has Worked Over the Years In MAGA kingdom come, thy will be done...

SATIRE | While the President’s laying of hands on Americans, usually women, is nothing new, the incident has encouraged others to speak out about wondrous events they’ve experienced in his company, writes Seamus Clair.

Pope Leo is doubling down!! You love to see it! 👏👏

Trump Starts Making Up Things the Pope Said as He Breaks With Reality President Trump isn’t willing to give up this fight—even if that means lying about what the pope said.

Trump is saying that the Pope has stated that Iran can have a nuclear weapon which is false and clearly delusional and should be presented by the media in a very serious, non-joking manner as further proof that the POTUS is not mentally fit to continue serving as president.

Guardians Of Pedophiles.

Fake Jesus...the funniest one yet.
Sound up! 🤣🤣🤣
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Thank you to whoever did this one. 🤣👏

TRUMP, throwing insults at Pope Leo:
“weak on crime”
“terrible for foreign policy”
“catering to the Radical Left”
“owes his position to me”
“sit down and mind your own business”

POPE LEO, unbothered:
“We are called to love.”

He has rehearsals first