That reminds me of this gem. Author unknown.

THIS. But now it's ducks, and they're reciting Shakespeare

THIS. But now it's random Seinfeld quotes.

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face YouTube video by The Onion

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He probably enjoyed The Strokes performance. May have given him a few.

An adorable cream dachshund showing his belly on my lap.

NO CANCER!!!! Normal ultrasound. Thank you dog prayer/good vibe people!!! I love you!! 💞

Some time in the near future...

Josh Brolin? He's probably like "leave me out of this"

New Movie Coming In The FALL,
With 2nd Feature Movie,Dumb And
Dumber To Follow........

a couple of kids are dancing in a park with the words sammies on sunday let 's gooooo !!! ALT: a couple of kids are dancing in a park with the words sammies on sunday let 's gooooo !!!

HELL YEAH! LET'S DO IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL THERE AREN'T ANY LEFT!!!!

Did they tell people that Haitians were eating your pets? Because they did that before and it friggin worked if you can believe it.

yeah! If they don't like it, they can get out! Elections have consequences!

Even More than pedophiles and child molesters?!?!

And more! "Elections have consequences" is what they'll tell you, but they know full well the shit they're pulling is illegal, unconstitutional, inhumane, and UnAmerican. What has consequences are trials. And you're damn right about those elections, so hop on LinkedIn and update your resume!

a black background with a gray circle in the middle . ALT: a black background with a gray circle in the middle .

This short video explains the picture, and its significance

One month from now, in some seedy dive...

While a U.S. Marine, I served under Bush, Clinton, and Bush again and over that 10 years I was never treated with the callous, flippant disregard and disrespect that this administration has for our military. They're just political pawns to them and they don't care what happens to them.

We went from "you can't write this stuff" to "this stuff is writing itself with alarming ease"

Kool & The Gang - Celebration YouTube video by KoolAndTheGangVEVO

I'll see your 'HELL YEAH' and raise you a 'Celebration'

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a man in a suit and tie stands in a room ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a room

But I live here... I don't know where to go...

As she should have. There's no room for corruption on either side of the aisle, but particularly when you are stealing from people who are sick, injured, dying, etc., from disaster and disease and that money could mean life or death. This party doesn't want or need anyone like that in it.

But in all seriousness, I used to live in Ohio and there was a facility like that. I'll let it be nameless. My wife said a friend of hers was hired there for an astounding amount of money, but they aren't up front with you. She said she lasted one day. People that stay do it for science or money?

Hey neighbors up north! Show us how it's done down here in North Carolina!

There's the look of a man who knows what's about to happen when he goes to cell block one