Me tonight

Please wish me luck for 4/20 at the middle school 😬👍

A new rival enters:
Jamaican woman calling you 'mama'

Omfg I had forgotten that Lou Bega included the sequel to Mambo No. 5 in the very same album only 3 songs later. It's the same song but worse. Incredible. I hope only good things for Lou Bega.

Now this I get

Anyone wanna talk to me about The Pitt?
*Shoots glare at Reddit*
NOT you

McDonald's drive thru ✨vibes✨

Depression in paradise 🌴

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

I love him

Yay

Take it away, Al!

Listened to this for 1h without realizing

I mean it is definitely something

Is this anything?

😍😍😍

I'm glad you told me that bc I think I would enjoy that as well

Nothin hits quite as hard as a southern woman calling you 'darlin'

😅

Ok so they took a break for lunch but still

A rewatch of The Pitt has made me realize there is a 6 7 mention in almost every episode

Gummy candies in very approximate likenesses of Pokemon. Translated Chinese text on top says "Pocket Elf"

Would you like the Onion Turtle or the Pummeluff?

Me when

Some hot glove-on-glove action

After watching a House marathon... 3 panels: Girl looks at pills in her hand/girl takes pills/ girl pulls a wink and a pose saying "I'm interesting!" 1 panel: Girl looks up at a black amorphous blob with a haunted expression. "Think about death" in red letters 3 panels: Cat says "meow" to girl/ girl looks straight ahead with wide eyes thinking "meow..." as if she's realizing something/ girl points at cat and says "We're going to have to open her up again! "

Absolutely everyone and their son and dad are talking about Zoom's House comic

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

A haiku for you:

Rain fattens the lake
The porch is my front row seat
Sky refilling earth