Not true!!

Nowhere near as important as the predictably awful news, but it should be illegal for outlets to publish his face

That's a good one

Which one is your favorite?

He's sending these messages telepathically...

They're going to send Josh into psychosis with this base running

they're Pist-off

It's legal

Wait a second...

I know it's a trite observation but imagine if Obama had even floated this idea lol

Without a doubt the dumbest opening line of a pitch

they should try giving some to the players

they pump him full of drugs so that he fights better

i think it is cool that the president of the united states routinely slurs black people as biological inferior

Good luck buddy

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

How else do you communicate that you're "Bad"

Pathetic...

Cut back on the avocado toast and maybe next time you can buy it

I don't think that's true

What's that mean

Roll uuuppppp

Often that's preferable to being tied 1-1

No one actually believes Paul is Dead

I got fat and depressed

Finally someone said it

brave take for sure