i can never date guys because my standard for men is aragorn son of arathorn
Posts by eli holderness
Making your conference talk slides? Make the font bigger. Do it again. I know the default font looks ok when you’re looking at it on your laptop but I promise no one can read that from the back
If you can’t fit all the words you want on one slide, you have too many words. Make another slide!
Western capitalism did not need to be corrupted by the Russians or the Jews into being horrible and murderous, and if you are looking for shadowy outside forces to explain why your ruling class is a bunch of pricks you are massively fooling yourself.
gonna slap a 'i used uv before they got bought by sama' sticker on my laptop
Today is my last day with the Deno team 🦕💖💔
I know they're gonna keep making awesome things.
But now *I* need to make awesome things for someone else! If you're looking for a DevRel with a JS focus and extra sparkle, get in touch!
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beginning to feel dangerously hopeful about the Greens
Both showers and public transit rides have 3x multipliers to Thinking Time. You'd think stationary bikes would be too because they're both moving and mindless but actually they're 0.5x at best. Long flights have 10x to Thinking Time but only if you're in the sweet spot of tired but not TOO tired
The petamour raved about it today at lunch 🥹
Paging @rendle.dev who is about to start a livestream series about This Sort Of Thing and is looking for guests
She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point
something v encouraging to see lately is how clear eyed people have become about assigning fault to institutions rather than individuals. BAFTA/BBC tried to throw that poor man under the bus by seating him where they did and airing what they did but no one’s buying it
update: getting really drunk (religious obligation due to Purim) has helped enormously
The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in "blocs" with "family voting" to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is "sectarian" and we are in a crisis.
Hmmmmmm.
migraine. my brain is the size of a pea and the consistency of blancmange
I hadn't even considered this particular aspect of today. thank you for sharing; truly there is joy and love in the world
Honestly this little anecdote is for me just emblematic of something I really believe: the British public are genuinely much nicer and more decent than either our political or media class are themselves, or would have you believe.
labour has made immigrants, the lgbt+ community, disabled ppl, and progressives who were willing to 'vote for the lesser evil' their enemy.
labour have spent years now deliberately targeting all of us. there is no lesson here. no change that can be made that will save the labour party. it's done.
a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead
bsky.app/profile/davi... David's recent writing on this is excellent but somewhat harrowing; 100% recommend
something abled people don't get is you can have just one day a week where you are too sick to work, and that's enough to disqualify you from nearly all full-time jobs. it doesn't take a lot
You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.
windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor in police custody looking like he’s off a full gram of MDMA
he looks like he’s being taken to the welfare tent at Glastonbury
really excellent thread
Buddy the left position is no borders. Open borders is moderate.
transition is a choice that anyone can make for any reason, and if I do it because of the Latent Transsexual Genes Lurking In My Head and some other bitch does it because she wants to attract lesbian librarians by bending over in a pencil skirt by the periodicals we are both right to choose it
my politics
It’s a terrible time to be someone who pays attention or cares about other people.