Make a five a side team out of all the Port Vale players you have ever played with.

What is your craziest unpopular opinion? It can be about anything, football, celebrities, food, clothes, etc.

What is your biggest unpopular opinion? It can be about anything, food, celebrities, football, clothes (you get the picture)

Who in the squad do you think has the best style/fashion sense? This includes everything, shoes, trousers, shirts, hair 😉

Assemble a group of 3 current Vale players that stands the best chance of taking down your bestie Paddy the Baddy. What do you estimate their odds of winning to be?

Tell us everything you remember about that day you scored 8 goals against Gibraltar U19s.

Question 2 (I wanted a fun question too):

Who out of all the players and senior staff is most and least likely to survive on their own on a deserted island?

Connor Ripley, he is shredded 😂

What's happening with our loanees? I know Buah went on loan for a month to Mickleover, but Dan Jones and James Plant's loans both expired in January. Ojo's loan to Shrewsbury was a full year, so I assume nothing changes there. And are there any players you're looking to loan out for any reason?

HE WILL SCORE

Hmm, how are you feeling?

I will probably never use this app, but if Twitter goes to shit, or dies, then I am #prepared