Official statement re: Dan Bongino

This guy gets it.

3 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up. Panel 2: An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!” Panel 3: The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles. Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.

get it right

Anyone else feel like somehow using the circumstance of having a rapist pedophile president to applaud Republicans? Specifically one that killed 800,000 people? Just me?

2 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy and Orange Guy. Orange Guy is smugly saying “Bluesky is an echo chamber. On Twitter, people debate their ideas” Panel 2 is titled “The Debate:” Pink Guy says “As a member of the LGBTQ community I-“ but they are instantly drowned out by a group of Blueticks screaming “Shut the fuck up f****t”

“Bluesky is an echo chamberrrrr”

Starting now with ARC Raiders solos & with Sips but at 9 Pacific / Noon Eastern its LEGO Party w/ Goo Crew to kick this thing off ! ! ! cmon in !

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

defending the pedophilia president and being pro trans is the same to this guy it’s just absurd

working at the nyt

What a lad

hm that sure sounds like someone with a job endorsing political violence to me

4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy and Red Guy. Red Guy is pointing to his phone saying: My jokes are racist as fuck and I don’t give a shittt. lmfao Panel 2: Red Guy: Hope you don’t find my edgy humour too offensive lol Panel 3: Purple Guy: I made a joke about a dead billionaire Panel 4: Red Guy, absolutely livid: I’m tellin

Edgy Internet Guy™ (2025)

tonights stream will feature no offensive jokes whatsoever. we will be on our best behavior. due to the president being hitler. twitch.tv/gooffkings

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

I remember when the Columbine massacre happened and very serious media and political figures deliberately hid the fact that the shooters were neo-Nazis and claimed that they did it because they were bullied (they weren’t) and that they wore black clothes.

Just thought I’d mention that

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Yellow Guy is about to reveal something hidden under a red sheet. A Red Guy (Right Winger) watches on Panel 2: Yellow Guy reveals the new Cracker Barrel Logo. It is a very simple design. They have removed the old man and the barrel. Panel 3: Close up of Right winger’s face. He is absolutely terrified. The sweat trickles down his face and a reflection of Fire in his eyes Panel 4: We see the logo through the Right winger’s eyes. The logo is wreathed in flames, two men are having anal sex next to it, leaning on a barrel that says “Fuck Jesus”

Right Winger Vision

The entire point of telling people this far out that no, I will never vote for Newsom, is so they can choose someone who doesn't suck. If they go ahead and nominate him anyway, that's not on me (and he's still not getting my vote).

Is it fighting fire with fire to invite white nationalists on your podcasts and agree with them that trans woman are the problem behind everything?

if i ever get the kind of brain injury that causes me to call bill maher an “oracle” i don’t care how you do it just make it quick

Hulkamania running wild in hell now.

If there's one thing that getting yelled at all day for saying that I will not vote for Gavin Newsom in a hypothetical 2028 election has made me more sure of... it's that I will not be voting for Gavin Newsom (or any other politician who pushes anti-trans nonsense) in 2028 or any other year.

You've been visited by the nice fellas

Moonspell, Strapping Young Lad (Devin Townsend in general), Dream Evil, Angel Dust, Blind Guardian, Demons and Wizards, Royal Hunt.

Bloke Mode 2 is tomorrow around 12PM EST. It's a stream where I transform before everyone's eyes into a Br**ish person. I will be making mushy peas and a little pie amongst other things. Please do tune in :)

I guess I just don’t understand what activism even exists to do, or more broadly, what human anger at injustice exists to do, under such a cynical account of things

The vod is up! I’m excited to watch it myself

youtu.be/daFz5-u-cEc?...

Thanks everyone who watched my run of A Plumber for All Seasons! I can’t believe I got a world record live at SGDQ. I’ll share the YouTube video when they upload it on their channel

I can't tell if it's because I'm too NYC focused but does it feel like the news cycle spent more time crashing out on the fact that NYC picked a brown Muslim dude as is primary candidate then it did on a right wing extremist who shot 2 Minnesota legislators killing one, her husband and dog?

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

Very high odds for today being one of the most annoying days of all time