YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

CONGRATS BOTH!!!!

Hahahshahahahahahhagagahahahahahhaga

#thefootball

Absolute plank take this. Freeserve predates this. Win98SE for this reason. Pentiums, for the love of Dog. HOTMAIL.

Revisionist bullshit.

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

This is now Cannon.

OH TO BE YOUNG

Is Orange, Paul?

My gosh, I feel like I need to have my ears ringing and done a lot of bad gak.

Things I had to Google because I wasn’t sure I was using it right.

Returned to IG briefly to troll a pal.

My suggested follows include a drummer from a former, former life who was found dead last week.

Rest Easy Ed.

I FEEL SEEN AND SPIRITUALLY FULFILLED.

I used to throw in extra sounds at a whim “solipsian Stevens” etc

Ahhh the Sufjan Stevens complex.

They’ll always be Sun-o to me.

( as people fade off while I drone on about how the amps have been purchased by Fender and aren’t the same now and how I nearly purchased a T300 etc etc etc )

I could never be a full Centrist because it means giving credence to people like that prick who, even I was typing all of the above, is railing against young women. I don’t want the pricks to win.

What’s what Keynes quote about people being interested in Labour in power until it has the slightest chance of happening?

Look, I realise I’m being earnest about things I don’t understand and that it’s much more complicated that I imagine but still.

Steering into full cliche, I realise, on this bonus Holiday / Fake Saturday.

Leafy West Dids. It’s been 22 years of walking up and down Burton Road.

Lordy.

I don’t want to sound like a centrist dad but I don’t give a fuck about Mandelson (or how even to spell his name). I keep reading “how are the people (the two leaders) still in place?” And I recommend they look around the world and stop typing.

SCORES FOR POINTS THO BBZ

So, the shower has a light on a timer. Takes me slightly longer to desensitise and wash my hair than the timer.

Yay

Also, before @anchorhitch.bsky.social leaps in, “desensitise” isn’t a euphemism. Have some decorum etc

( we didn’t hit the water because something caused me to
Google if it was safe and, Reader, it was not )

Wish these were not in chronological order tbh.

You should have seen the protests against the Christie in South Manchester, a specialised Cancer hospital…
Lordy….!

I’ll have a word with my policy comrades about this. It’s a good idea.

The news has come through and it’s the worst possible. You have been diagnosed as a BASIC BITCH. You are to report at Wine O Clock for your first treatment etc etc

Fair shout. Apologies for the inadvertent dox.

I mean, that’s blatantly your house.

There is a hell, I’ve seen it.

[event horizon dot gif, heck dot mp4]