Pizza dough I made

First, you make a doux

guy who thinks Drake Maye is Shark Week for dragons

There’s a rock under a tree in Buxton Maine that has no earthly business being there…

Dang if you don’t pay he might not talk to you again what a loss

I’m getting enameled next week

we’re recreating fast fashion from first principles

And as someone who has been attacked by a dog before (and still likes dogs), I really would prefer not to be run up on by a dog even if the dog is cute and friendly.

you’re telling me the Ohio state stadium is a sandwich?

8-Ball’s fee includes the cocaine

A plane carrying a banner featuring a F I R E N A N N I post from Ryan

Time to dust off the jpeg

I only saw it thanks to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social so it must be

the college football movie?

Good work, nighttime Bluesky posters. We'll take it from here.

And then it just turns and leaves having done nothing but hover. Good morning Baltimore

It’s been 90 minutes and that thing is still parked in the sky

Joined Nov 24 cohort never beating the allegations

Yall are old 2 Furious Floridian *Y'all •.. ... Jefferson-Pilot @jeffersonpilot.org Joined Jul '23 yall 7:07 AM • Apr 9, 2026 1 like 1 1 ..• S Joined Nov '24 Y'all is a contraction. Arguably the most useful contraction in the English language. It will always require the proper punctuation. Your generation is the first generation to be less competent than previous generations. Proper punctuation and grammar is the difference between 'helping your Uncle, Jack, off a

the actual post is worse lmao why did you use a Facebook meme

This was a reply to me saying yall without an apostrophe, why did you think you could lecture me on this

Fuck you too

yall

I’m listening to the scanner and walking the park, someone reported it but when they looked into it they just said “that’s us” and stopped talking about it. So annoying.

Closing in on an hour of this Baltimore police helicopter just hovering in place over Fells.

It’s the police, not sure how to even do that other than just complaining on the non emergency line

a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and holding the steering wheel . Alt: a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and holding the steering wheel .

We’re at 30 minutes of this

A decimeter app showing 76dB, with a 78dB max and 74dB average

It’s been 15 minutes of this now

Shoutout to this helicopter hovering low over Patterson park at 6am for no reason

Limitless (2011)

The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)

Love too find out the sleeping pills are definitely still needed

There’s also Gen Z that have already aged out of the draft (me).