Blue and green smoke floating over Lumen Field before a Sounders game, looking a lot like a gender reveal smoke bomb

Congratulations, it's a lizard boy

Most NWSL players currently oppose potential calendar switch The National Women's Soccer League Players Association says that a majority of players are currently opposed to a potential switch of the league's calendar to a fall-spring season.

NEW: The NWSLPA tells @espn.com in a statement that most players polled so far oppose flipping the calendar to fall-to-spring. "The right question is not whether the league should flip the calendar, but whether the right conditions exist to do so responsibly." More 👇

NWSL Board of Governors should have to sit outside for this match. Fly them in, there's time.

On January 10, 2022, the Knicks played the San Antonio Spurs at the Garden. It was Pride night. Richards was there, attending with a friend. An 18-page report prepared by Eversole's Threat Management Group and reviewed by WIRED shows just how closely she was being monitored. 07:10:20 // CAM 0241 // scans her ticket to section 102, Row 8, Seat 5 07:11:14 // CAM 1434 // goes up terrace escalators on level 3 to level 6 concourse 07:12:52 // CAM AC10 // hugs usher Appendix A of the report has a screenshot of the embrace, with Richards circled in red. 08:08:58 // CAM 1093 // talking with F&B worker at the Draft Kings Bar 08:10:49 // CAM 0512 // pays for the drinks 08:31:19 // CAM 0485 // eating at a table It goes on and on. At 8:48 pm, camera 0489 spots another quick hug with an MSG “membership experience executive” (there's a grainy photo in the report's Appendix N). Two minutes and two seconds later, the same camera captures her heading into the women's bathroom. Her exit is noted after precisely two minutes and five seconds.

The owner of MSG and the Knicks compiled this kind of second-by-second surveillance of a trans woman while they were in the arena. They're doing this at all venues owned by James Dolan of perceived enemies. Crazy, crazy shit.

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This is a league that's already battling its players' union over the HIP rule; I'm not sure they've considered how much more power they might need to give the players to get the union to sign off on a calendar flip on top of that

Exactly one year ago today:

It’s on Fox One in Mexico, according to livesoccertv

this is going to keep top talent out of the league

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you.
(Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

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Michele Kang buying OL men at a fire sale would truly be the cherry on top of the Fuck John Textor sundae

How USMNT, USWNT choose opponents, venues and prices for games USMNT and USWNT fans often complain about high ticket prices, repetitive cities and weak opponents for games, but U.S. Soccer explains everything that goes into such decisions.

The #USWNT will play in Seattle tonight for the first time since 2017. Lumen Field is the venue. They nearly played in Seattle in November at T-Mobile Park, a baseball stadium, but the plans changed due to opponent availability. This is a window into how U.S. Soccer schedules games.

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“I don’t know what the government does or how it works but I know that it’s Bad” IS the conservative movement. They’re all exactly like this. Stupid, incurious, unserious people.

USWNT returns to historic Seattle for rare appearance - Soccer America he USA will play Japan in the second of a three-game series on Tuesday on the newly installed grass at Lumen Field in Seattle, where more than 35,000 fans are expected.

#USWNT's connections to Seattle go right back to the program's start! www.socceramerica.com/uswnt-return...

"he's a believer but obviously didn't recognize this was a blasphemous depiction of Jesus" is some remarkable mental gymnastics, I hope they all stretched properly before attempting this bsky.app/profile/ronf...

Is WSL the best league in the world?

I tried to look at the numbers behind what makes a league competitive & eventful

•WSL is very eventful but has a top group of teams above the rest
•NWSL is very balanced in both metrics
•Liga F is a fairly competitive w/o Barcelona

White House wants FIFA to change transgender policy, with Women’s World Cup guarantees on the line President Trump has praised the rule change around transgender athletes at the Olympics and wants 'the entire sports world' to follow suit

Trump admin appears to be holding hostage the 2031 women's World Cup bid, refusing to offer guarantees (for visas, tax exemptions, safety, security) unless FIFA bans transgender women from soccer. FIFA is so disgusting it'll probably comply By @adamcrafton.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/717...

Ok but hear me out - for treesmaxxing and lotmaxxing what about putting those ADUs *in* the trees

rebuilding our institutional, intellectual, & aspirational capital — to which American science contributes significantly — must be a priority in the post-Trump Reconstruction

Good morning everyone today is MOON DAY 🚀🌖🥰 #Artemis

On the big new Seahawks logo in the Hawks Nest in my last RT... what a gigantic fuck you from the NFL team to other Lumen tenants, since no one at football games will see the logo when that area is full of fans, but the soccer teams will need to tarp it or give the Hawks yet more free advertising

Video from yesterday showing the state of the grass install at lumen.

This is very very big. Like a big deal and massive cuts. These can’t even be seen as budgetary since you don’t get much savings in the context of trillions budget. They want the US out of R&D out of science research.

Two goals in this game came from 0.04 xG attempts, so why not try again

A funny quirk of the Reign playing some games in Spokane is that they're (temporarily) the team with the third-highest altitude stadium in the league (~1,900 feet above sea level), instead of having the lowest stadium elevation

Lmao

A spreadsheet with one column showing each season of NWSL play, and another column showing the number of regular-season games in that year, with the grand total summing up to 1,500 games.

Unless I miscounted (and assuming we count the Spirit’s two 2021 forfeits in this tally), tonight’s Legacy-Wave game is the 1,500th regular-season game in NWSL history

Eight Reign players called up for FIFA international window Claudia Dickey will join the USWNT for three matches, including on April 14 in Seattle.

At least 8 Seattle Reign players will represent their senior and youth national teams during this upcoming FIFA window.

That includes Claudia Dickey, who was named to the USWNT roster for a three-game series against Japan, including a match at Lumen Field!!

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