Happy birthday!

I do like when suggestions like this appear in my feed

I just want to be pushed through the mattress or vv (insert ‘why not both’ .gif)

Maybe you could describe in detail for us? 🤣

I very much appreciate this reminder

This is so relatable

Husband persuaded me that I really don’t need to keep *all* the boxes

(throwing them away is hard - proud of you for getting rid 😂)

Excellent!
Sounds like you had a great evening

The only answer is that it doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks

You want to be smooth, be smooth

You want to be hairy, be hairy

Your decision

That duck has *seen* things 😂

One of my favourite ever TV shows

(#TeamJanet)

So it’s now done

Finally deleted all my posts and unfollowed everyone from my account over there (keeping the account so no one nicks the username)

Sorry if I missed you when I've been following people here – let me know and I’ll follow back

Unexpected item in the teabagging area

That’s my Christmas card sorted

Get the PT! I had never done anything like deadlift, squat etc bc I was worried about hurting myself. Getting a PT for a few sessions gave me the training to do them safely and confidence to gently step up the weight.

He agreed 💦

I will check with my husband on this later 😈

Consider yourself validated!

(And I hope tomorrow is kinder to you 😘)

Classic content is very good too

Hi everyone - starting the migration from you know where so there are likely to be a lot of follows in short order
(and you’re all hot AF - looking
forward to spending some personal time with you 💦)