I haven't seen this and am having major fomo

He has awake apnea

Why hasn't anyone asked him to turn off his mic?

They should have just recast Kang and saved us all this dumbness

I felt this way after 2016, but after 2024, no. They HAVE to move further left. Why the fuck do they keep fighting it so hard just to keep losing?
(Jk, I know why)

Keeping the minority of the party happy while desperately wooing moderate republicans and right leaning independents. Same ol' song

imagine being some random asshole and youre inexplicably named fbi director and instead of spending your day reading about the most secret classified shit ever done by humans you instead spend all day hungover and then hitting up da clerb

Wait, who is sleeping with their security detail?

*I had quit the e-cigs in 2012 (pregnancy)

I actually quit smoking thanks to e-cigs back in like 2009/2010. And I started vaping in 2015(we all know why). But, they absolutely target that shit to kids. It's disgusting

That sounded like just the music playing. I've heard that before, I'm sure

Yes

"Final s.......safe, secure outcome"

*my older kids.
My 13 yo knows none of that, yet

My teen birth is one of the things that kept my kids in poverty. And I was 19. An adult, but way too fucking young. My oldest kids know a childhood of foodstamps and utility cut off surprises.

Wtf is Shelley looking at?

Like, there is sooo much ammo for impeachment. List them allll

Cross over episodes always feel like an obligation

Didn't this already come out a few years ago? Is there proof now that there wasn't before?

Everyone who bought a ticket to the WHCD should stay home. It would be the funniest most awkward shit. I think he would legit lose it on air.

"I know it's not your fault, but..."

What does it say?

I still had one in the late 90's/early 2000's. Fuck, I bet i have it in a box in the basement somewhere

What is this even supposed to mean?

A year later, here's where things stand on Trump's manufacturing revival The president said factories and manufacturing jobs would "come roaring back" thanks to his tariffs.

"Manufacturing payrolls actually declined slightly over the past year... There are 29,900 fewer auto manufacturing jobs and 18,000 fewer wood manufacturing jobs... New, higher tariffs on steel and aluminum, moreover, have hindered the construction of factories." www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

I mean, we have gone backwards a few decades the past year+, so this tracks. No one's gonna watch the movies detailing this era EXCEPT for the heist ones

Big liberal rally happens? Good excuse to punch left. Streamer is popular? Time to punch left. Antisemitism on the rise on the right? Country completely run by rightwing fascists? You better know what it is baby.

Thank you for your service

A reverse gerrymander, even?

"had". Lmao