Hope you feel better today

Bum. Have a restful day!

Hope you feel better in the morning.

You know that’s where I’m from…

It appears to be the Schroediger’s cat of Straits…

‘Under Fire’ with Dylan Sprouse and Mason Gooding. Ridiculous but actually kind of fun.

Three Binkys out of five.

Exactly. I have no time for religion but if anyone is qualified to talk about it then it’s the chap in the white frock!

I’m much better. Sciatica mostly gone, still some local gluteal discomfort.

Parts of me are at least!

I’m still kicking.

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Hopefully more skilled…

At least you still have shops!

So it turns out this is what happens when you put your phone back in your pocket but manage to turn on timelapse…

Only noticed cos my pocket got hot!

By your own evidence, one sunroof. Hardly a spree!

It’s a little known fact that, before he was part of Star Command, Buzz Lightyear spent a few years On The Buses where he was known as Inspector Blakey…

How many pine trees were there..?

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The Lost Boys on Broadway.

Eighties vibes. Sexy vampires. Nerdy teens. Lots of flying! Amazing music.

They did the movie proud.

Five Binkys out of five.

Great work from Matt Smith and Rafael Mathé as his unfortunate son. Sadly it all gets a bit Singing Detective in the end and doesn’t quite stick the ending.

Three Binkys out of five.

The Death Of Bunny Monro.

A dark tale of the collapse of a man’s life with a bit of a clumsy metaphor for death in the shape of the red pigmented horned mass murderer.

Anaconda (2025)

What a splendid load of nonsense. An excellent in flight movie and I genuinely laughed out loud during the scene with the duct taped pig and dead squirrel. You have to see to understand!

A solid three Binkys out of five.

30 Days Of Night: Dark Days.

Who knew it even existed?

Unfortunately it just doesn’t live up to the glory of its predecessor. Plot has as many holes as a staked vamp!

When will vampire movie directors remember that blood actually clots?

Two and a half Binkys out of five.

Crime 101. Tried and failed to get past about twenty minutes in. Big names but duller than watching paint dry…

One Binky out of five.

Why does anyone care that some rich couple from Chelsea are having a baby? Why?!?

Bit keen is it?

I’d always say the bridge twist is better…

Without looking, Man With The Golden Gun?

We have nothing to do with pandas nor their dinner and travel plans!